Last thing you said to your pet?

[NewLion]

Get your food.

Aw look how cute you are". My cat was spread out sleeping on the sofa and washed his mouth with his paw in his sleep. Usually it' s "Haribo, get off the table/get down/you've just been fed/no you can't go out/leave it alone/don't you dare! "

"I can't believe it pom pom ur never going to meet our babies "
Was 7 months pregnant and she broke my heart ❤️

who is mummy's best boy?... who is mummy's best boy? oh YOU are mummy's best boy!

Ow! (After she bit me)

'Pom pom ' was my beautiful boxer girl x

For the love of God - it’s on the TV you stupid hound!

'I wanna squish yo little faice'

Is it time for the muffin-isations?

Said to DCat who now seemingly can't sleep without pawing at me first.. what have I created.

"Do you know you're 3 on Monday?"

Oh you’ve found a nest have you?

after cat brought in a second mouse within 5 minutes of the first

Goodnight Dave

Could you stop sticking your claws in
me please. Followed by I need to clip your claws. She’s putting her head off next to me. So I don’t think she actually listened as she’d have scarperd if she knew.

I love you.

Were having her PTS on Tuesday. I'm getting all the love in while i can.

The other cat i said 'you really annoy me'. Ha.

Pawen Lawen! (It’s a way of saying high five in Welsh but it literally means happy paw so we spent ages trying to teach our house rabbit to raise her paw when we said it and high five us. It did not work but it’s become a joke so I just say it to her and she twitches her nose at me and then I give her a treat. She is so stupid and we love her so much!)

You do know that standing behind people in the kitchen is the perfect way to get stood on?

Followed by move Boo.

Followed by will you just move out of the fucking way and let me past.

Oh, it’s bedtime is it? You go on up while I lock the doors -and keep to your side of the bed!
(Same every night as she tells me it’s bedtime wether I think it is or not!! Black GSD who rules the roost here ) She will be lying straight across the bed as I try to force my way in🙄

goodnight my little meaty boy and fat cow (to my two cats)

Can you not pull my curler out!

Oh hello Mummy’s beautiful tiny baby cat 🐱

She’s actually 8 months, I love love love her!

Oof get off my tits
just now, I’m in bed and she was standing on me with her spiky feet

This is the best 😂

Come here, let me get your bum.

(She’s v furry and needs her bum and hind legs washing every morning so she’s not a stinker)

Stop licking his cock!

Love you, bye. (Left him with the boarders as gone on holiday).

"Oh don't look at me like that (sad face). I would turn off the rain if I could."

To tortie cat sitting in the open doorway (freezing the entire house) while she checks the weather.