Last thing you said to your pet?

[NewLion]

Get your food.

Night night doggies. Love you. Good girl good boy.
Every single night. They won't settle otherwise

You’ve got grass in your tail.

Boys! Do you want to go to bed? You do? Let's go! 😄

I don't want your arse in my face!

You monster!

That is not your name. As I called for the dog and 2 cats ran in.

Oh puss…

Play with your egg box!

Yer a fuckin roaster( very SW Scottish) because the wee fecker has just drank my tea. Again.