Last thing you said to your pet?

[NewLion]

Get your food.

It's a puss! Here's a puss! I can see your tummy!

“There’s no one else I’d share slobbered dreamies with” after kissing my cat and getting a lip full of slobbered dreamy crumbs 😂
Yes I kiss my cats lips.

Be good boys for mummy (even though I was due to go out).

I usually say be good boys and girls. I only have male pets but girls is in reference to my lovely girl who died a good five years back now. I still miss her and hope her spirit is still around.

"Budge up, Fatty", to my slim and sleek saluki who is hogging the entire 4 seat sofa.

Bedtime for little parrots!

Love you lobbie - 23 year old cat as she was pts in April. ☹️

You absolute grotbag, to Lola the cat who was rolling in the dirt.

You are such a nobber!

In garden earlier: "Into bed; you do not need to pester me every hour, of every day; I want some space. Thanks."

Mummy is going inside. Coming? (to both dogs). All move into lounge.

Now moving upstairs to (my) bedroom.

Ok; let's go up. (Into bed (theirs). Settle.

So we are all now in my room, in our approved places, however ONE of us will most definitely be on my bed by morning. I don't really mind them getting on the bed, but this training is for their own good. I live alone and should I ever become ill or have to have surgery, I want them to learn stay on the floor if necessary.

All snoring - bliss ❤️

Heeellooo Fat Boy!!

Oh dear, why did you do a poo on the doormat?

Cat 1 “Yes, I’ve got thumbs and the ability of cognitive thinking. So there!” Closely followed by “get your head out of the pot”
Cat 2 “It’s a shadow, ffs”
Cat 3 “Well done for using your catflap, it’s not hard, is it?”
🙄

"I love you more than anything else in the world."
And to the other one: "stop being a pain in the arse!"

This morning, running around the garden. “Leave the rats alone”. She’s caught 2 outside recently. I got an expensive cat flap with camera so that should stop them coming in. Was fed up of constantly opening and closing French windows for her. She quite sweetly when it was cold pressed herself close against the windows then.

🤣 for the second one.

That is exactly what I’m going through with my cat and her newly installed and expensive cat flap. She uses it now but still goes to French windows to see if her human Slave (me) will open it for her. She likes the power trip.

Was that yummy?

Who's mama's precious baby, boy? Who is? Yes. You are! Good boy!

Open your mouth

You aren't having the leftover sausages! Look pan is empty! ( whilst showing dog empty pan, sausages safely put away!)

Shush

Your fur is all over my face!

Tbf though I pulled her close for a cuddle.

This morning to Sybil. Will you please fuck off and let me finish my cereal in peace. (She didn't).
And immediately afterwards to Basil. Will you get your bloody tail out of the blueberries. (He didn't)

Now you be a good boy at nursery and play nicely with the other doggies. Love you pupple!

Which sounds ridiculous written down.