Last thing you said to your pet?

[NewLion]

Get your food.

"If you can share it nicely with your sister we can have the cushion out. If you can't share nicely, its going away."

In my defense, the cat this is aimed at is supernaturally intelligent. I've known a lot of cats and she is honestly on another level. If she ever learns to control her impulses its over for me.

Me - "Oh you really are the most beautiful kittie ever".
DCat - Slow blinking, purring, kneading my leg, clearly agreeing.

We have a little mutual admiration society going on.

Good morning Starshine.

I have an old Lab and he gets up when he is ready. I go to see him first thing in the morning these days, rather than the other way around. 😌

This is Salem sticking his tongue out at us after he got a big row for battering his sister.

Have a nice day in the field and I’ll see you later ☺️.

Cat 1: you on nap 3?
Cat 2: the curtains are not for climbing. Look at all the holes you’ve made.

Love Salem’s cheek!!😂😂

Dcat-'love you cuddlycat, there's your supper'
Ddog- night, night, are you going to bed?, we had a fun day, floofy, love you'..

He is a little shit!! 🤣

Get your fucking tail out of my mouth.

DCat is sat on me. I feel really ill and am very impatient.

To my audience whilst sat on the loo...
DD1 stop licking your sisters bum ffs
DD2 Please get your head out the loo I'm going to flush.
To both as we came out...
The rug is not for sliding up and down the hall ffs

No you're not getting another chicken strip.

He's obsessed with these dried chicken breast things, and gets very huffy with me when I break them into pieces and ration them.

Be excellent.

Said to her as I was in my way out of the door this morning

One more bark and you’re in. [woof]. Right. In! Loud is not allowed. (King of the Hill reference for the benefit of any neighbours).

"Does you like dem bum scratches?" to my 5 year old lab while she backs up for said scratches

Where have you been all morning? In the sunshine?

Who has shat on the runner bean plants?

Sorry but I'm giggling 🤣

I don’t want to be pedantic, but I think the headline perhaps might be changed? What you are asking is what is the most recent thing you have said to your pet. I thought you were asking about the last thing we said before they were PTS.

Yes, I AM closing the door. What of it?

Oof you big lump.
To my staffy that weighs 4 stone but thinks he’s a small lap dog likes to collapse onto my lap shoving his bum in my face in the process.

‘Get off the stairs!’ As we carried a large bit of flat pack furniture up and she decided being right in the middle stair was the perfect place to sit and watch.

I was thinking that 🥺

@brightnailsand @HoppityBunwhat? It clearly says pet. P E T.
‘There you go’ as I fed my two cats.

Ok I had a think and get both your meanings. I thought you meant you were misreading pet as pts or something. Apologies.