Last thing you said to your pet?

[NewLion]

Get your food.

You're not hu gry, youve just had your tea.

"Ooh you won't have to wear your pants for much longer" she is in season and has been bleeding for almost 3 weeks! Roll on December when she's old enough to be spayed (large dog so need to wait until she's 2).

No neither of you are having my pizza.

See you later Meggie

You got something to say to me?

"No I'm not preparing to take the world's biggest shit, sweetheart. I'm digging us a pond."

(I've been digging a pond after work today!)

Sorry sweet pea, time for the sleepy slide. To dgirlcat, asleep on a blanket on my knee. Managed to slide out without waking her!

To baby boycat: Listen to Mummy, you are over tired and need to sleep. Bedtime biscuits and then Sammy sleeps.

Never had a young cat before (8 months) and didn’t realise how much like a toddler they are!

😂😂😂😂

You can have the bed, i just need to make it first to my very tired care😄

"Good boy for helping", to my retriever who has to get helpfully involved in everything any of us does. He gets praise if he can sit quietly next to us, in 'site foreman mode', whilst we're doing the task, rather than actively interfering.

The last thing I said to my dog was who is the best chihuahua in the world! Accompanied by lots of kisses for him well today is National Hug Your Dog Day!

Are you alive, she's been like that for an hour.

Babyyy!
Said in a ludicrously high voice up the stairs because she's meowing pitifully for me to join her on the bed for cuddles.
I literally had a 2 hour nap with her this afternoon.😀

Big stretch!!

I don't want your squeaky carrot (got it anyway).

You’re a good, clever boy, mummy’s boy.

To my cat after he’d eaten most of the food I’d just given him. He’s the pickiest, fussiest cat I’ve ever had, or known. He’s four now, but will only eat Felix As Good As It Looks Kitten Food, and even if he eats one of the flavours one day doesn’t mean he’ll eat it the next.

He won’t even touch freshly cooked chicken.

I’m always so happy when he clears his bowl.

Can I have a hug? To the dog.

You stink! You better not be dripping fishy gland smell on that throw!
To the youngest dog

Get your bloody claws out of my knee

We’ll have to call you doggy 9 toes. !
He might need a toe amputated if it doesn’t improve

Are you ok beautiful boy? 💕

Out of here, you’ve had plenty, your gonna explode 💥😂

Whoa- moose breath!

Do you want a duck coin “woo oo”?

(It’s his current favourite treat but DH and I keep singing the theme tune to DuckTales with them).

Dad has just fed you. You're a cheeky chancer.