Last thing you said to your pet?

[NewLion]

Get your food.

How’s your poor sore leg. My Lhasa apso has torn her cruciate ligament

Are you my lovely boy?

I say this at least 50 times a day.

Cat 1: Hello gorgeous boy.

Cat 2: Get your bum out of my face!

Look, I really don’t need your input with this actually. (You can guess what animal he is…)

Up.

(Charley Bear get onto your sofa).

Yes that is his caterpillar I crocheted.

No more fatso

'Hallo Floofy Doofy' to cat 1 as he came in (not his name but he is a long haired fluffy ginger) and
'It's raining you won't like it' to cat 2, who indeed did not like it and came back in 2 minutes later

‘you’ve got magnificent whiskers’! To DCAT1

‘it’s literally there’ to DCAT2

You do know that you have a cat flap, don't you? The clue is in the name.
The cat wanted me to open the door. 🙄

I sang 'Furry Boy' to the tune of Air's 'Sexy Boy'.

Explaining to him that I’ve changed his name to something very silly. He is deeply unimpressed.

Stop being a dik dik (a dik dik is a type of antelope so we allow ourselves to say it at home!! 🤣🤣)

'You don't half stink!' To the boy cat. Who does, indeed, stink.

'Do you ever actually move?' To the girl cat who has been installed on the sofa for the past 12 hours.

Cat 1: 'Get off the cooker'. I'm not even in the same room, but I can hear the induction hob beeping because he's walking on it.

Cat 2: "Stop poking me! I'm trying to work.'

I do love them really.

Good afternoon.

Who licked the butter off my toast?

I was just singing at mine.

Woof woof Tara dog would you like a bone? Aren't you glad that mummy's home?

Love you babe.

DH thought I was talking to him 🙄As if.😂

… I love this.

Don't sit on the washing machine if you don't like it.

You've been fed. If you don't shut up I will rip your little pussycat head off and shove it up your little pussycat bottom

"You're so pretty, you're so pretty" just now whlile gently stroking my spaniels face.

’Stop eating horse poo’ 🤢 to the dog

I don't know for sure, but I'm going to say something like 'You've got no sense!!' (because she hasn't!)

‘’I’ve just fed you - How can you possibly be hungry already?’’