In the vein of "Chester draws"

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On a local selling page:

"Chabby Chique bedside tables".

😂

@MissyGirlie it would have gone lovely with a "leather poof ".

Someone on MN apparently recently had the "auto-correct", "off the beat and track".

An almost 40 year old family friend wrote "trickle treat guys!" on Halloween on his FB page, it wasn't a joke! I also read a few posts on here about Trickle Treating.

Josie Gibson, whilst presenting This Morning, definitely said "WALLA!" recently.

🤣🤣🤣

'Head Chog' .....🦔 It still makes me laugh regularly

Strangers it may sound (just seen on another thread)

I'd only ever seen "Chester Drawers" copied and posted elsewhere once so wasn't sure if it was an urban myth until this week.

A local Woman has set up a business as a "Handywoman" and was proudly showing off a Chester Draws that she had put together on her SM page.

Some others:
peeks your interest
Vile's decease (Weil's Disease)
A real mind of information

Dinning chairs and a massage couch currently on my FB marketplace, plus a variety of draws, obvs.

Another MN one I'd forgotten...the poster who was very worried about her Virgina.

There was also the poster recently who was furious that the Midwives turned up ANNOUNCED at her house. Of course, they were "unannounced".

I thought the same until I saw a woman n Facebook say she’d don’t aged putting together the nursery furniture for her unborn child including a ‘Chester drawers’

I had to read that twice.

Someone I worked with once texted in to inform us that he had Noomonia 😆

😀😀

My friend posted a pic of a ‘cheese lounge’ (chaise longue) being advertised the other day. Fake ad or not, I don’t know, but I shall be lounging on one eating cheese from now on,,,

Not quite the same but dinning table gets me in the gut

Wasn’t there a neighbour letter on here in the very distant past where he had written “in the fasinate of your bin” instead of “in the vicinity of your bin”
(As if it was pronounced fas-in-at-ee )

An elderly neighbour told me that her friend had won a bottle of liver free milk on the raffle.
Took me a while to realise it was Liebfraumilch.

I once saw an advert for a piece of furniture described as "shabby sheikh".

What are you incinerating?

Rest bite has featured more than once on here!

Our local newspaper once had an advert for "Coy Carp". Not much point in buying those ones, you'd never see them

on rightmove listings ‘sort’ after area

Set a president

This has finished me off. 😂

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