In the vein of "Chester draws"

[ShatnersWoodwind]

On a local selling page:

"Chabby Chique bedside tables".

😂

Was that a Middle Eastern restaurant in Kensington by any chance chance?

Anyway, got another:

Michael wave

Boozbambled: being confused when drunk

All be it.

I saw on here the other day that someone had fallen on her ‘cock sick’

‘towing the line’ is what bargees horses did years ago, along the tow path

that wouldn't make sense in the context 'toeing the line' is used in.

So THATS how people "fall pregnant".

nomorecoconutboosts a county lion?

Know a fence.

That may be so.
However, I see "tow the line" used here in the sense of "obey" or "accept authority" and that definitely should be "toe the line".

Well of course not, I’m just showing off

Isles in a supermarket

DoloresODonovan

Well of course not, I’m just showing off

Ah.
Fair enough.
Interesting.

A local travel agent has a sign on the window advertising holidays to Grand Canary.

🤭🤭🤭

Rest bite is crazy! DSIL says it & I so want to correct her

Local buying and selling page has had foot stalls, waldroub, chester draws as well as unwanted Christmas baullbols .
I've seen many a mention of cars with good breaks too.

I just carn't.

Forgot about people needing rest bite, being on root to a destination and saying "role on the weekend", where apparently there will be a cue for the shops.

"Clique" pronounced "click" (looking at you Traitors).

I came here to say this. I almost had to turn it off the other night it was driving me so mad!

Me too! I’m sheiking with laughter.

I was in my mid-thirties and in a work meeting when I made reference to “learning by rope” 😳.

Someone corrected me and I realised I’d been saying it wrong for years. I had to call my DH to check. So embarrassing, I still cringe now thinking about it.

I saw one of these lists on Instagram the other day.

"Right from the gecko" was my favourite 😂.

I knew someone who had buzzing in the ears and he called it tittyness.

Meanwhile, in Australia 😂

My mother always used to say Arthuritus for arthiritis. Used to annoy me so much. Wish she was around to say it now though.