Things you allow your children to say incorrectly because it is just too damn cute...

[schneebly]

DS2 says "Mummy my heart is beeping"

When we were checking the satellite on the Santa Tracker website at Christmas, DS1 called it the Santa Light! All Christmas eve we had to check the Santa Light.

'sorely' means poorly and sore

Mummy, she is flashing her eyebrows at me! [fluttering her eyelashes]

Tell her not to come in, I am doing my private property. [my poo]

See saw, Margery Daw, (...) 'He shall learn just a penny a day because he can't learn any fa-a-ster.'

My son coined the term sunbreathing for sunbathing 24years ago and it's still that to me now. Very descriptive.

My partner always thought Beyonce was pronounced Bouyance as in bouyancy. My sisters friend has a little girl, who says electrickery

rofl at these!

dd says farmer christmas too

and consequently, far-mas tree.

DD was watching a DVD the other day and asked if I could put pawprints on so she could go to the toilet. I eventually figured out she meant she wanted me to pause it (paws)

Hostible (hospital) & aminals (animals) and also "mummy I banged my foot and its hurting with an echo" - we think she means its throbbing!

My ds 2 who is coming up for 5 has asked for cuggles (cuddles) since he was 2

ds 23 months monkey is "kinkey" and raisins are "aisins"

DD1 (nearly 4) informed me yesterday that they had watched a film at nursery called Anorak Obama.

DW later told me that the staff had taken them upstairs to watch the inauguration on telly.

DD calls McDonalds 'Old MacDonalds'

and apparantly the other day she 'cried my eyes right out' !

My DD calls a diary a diarrheoa and a badge is a badger.

On holiday in Spain 5 years ago, I gave DD (2.6 at the time) some Euros which she then referred to as Myros.

Also, her word for cake was cack

Mine says "have you got lickystick on" when I'm trying to kiss him.It's so cute!!!

Brown Flakes (bran flakes)

Mine says

"Can I 'ave some Toomtumber in mine yamwidge?"

("Can I have some cucumber in my sandwidge?")

when dd was in nursery I was startled when she proudly told me she'd been to conception class.

She had visited the reception class...

this morning dd said she wanted to play with her 'yoo sack'

took a while but she meant....suitcase

Ds says crocodeal, rather than crocodile, which makes me wonder where he's getting his french accent from. Worms are "wums" and cuddle is "cuggle", despite the fact that he can say d as in daddy. I am v naughty and don't often correct things, in fact I now ask him for cuggles. Balloons are "bayoons". He has a friend called Nathaniel, who he calls Flannel, which makes me roar with laughter. I could go on....bless - he's only just 2, so the fact that we are getting such a huge volume of words still means that I love listening to him chatting away.

My sister, when she was little, recited the following: "Our Father, whose aunt lives in Devon, Hello be thy name.....". Still rofl now 20 odd years later.

My ds also misses the l out of clock, which causes much smothered giggles from me when he hands dh his watch with a triumphant "Daddy's c....."!

DS2 can't say K sound. He replaces with T.
Try saying Quack...
Can't correct him because he just can't say it however often I model it and trying just makes him get cross and shout it really loud which raises eyebrows.

Friends little girl talks about seeing a "daddy with the long legs"

dd says "old Macdonalds" for mcdonalds
there are loads ore but thats the one that springs to mind

My 2 year old calls a Fire engine a 'Fire Eddy'