What's the best thing your dc mispronounces?

[MoosMa]

My current favourite is DD1's attempt at octopus..... dottypoosh

I think the favourite of all my past nanny charges has to be my last, little
girl aged about 3 at the time.

Me, holding up a mouth organ: What's this, ***?
Her, after a thoughtful pause: Is it a unicorn?
Me: No, it's a harmonica.
Her: A harmonkia.

It has been a harmonkia ever since for me, although it is now a harmonia for her!

Great googlie mooglie is great monkey monkey according to DS1

Lol at 'Is it a unicorn?' (even though 'harmonkia' is great).

DD pronounes "annoying" as "ironing".

"Mummy, DS1 is ironing me"

Ah, children who like hugs and pisses are commoner than I thought (well, there are two more on this thread).

As well as liking to give people the odd piss, DD still reckons minkeys eat blanas which are wellow. And one day whilst exploring her nether regions she found a clickorit.

LOL at the 'clickorit'!
My dd's best efforts:

caterpillar - pitty-patty
Scooby-doo - Booky-do
Spiderman - Burgerman
BBQ - barbie-cook

I love these funny little ways and more and more now she's talking properly so I guess these will soon become fond memories.

Yes they will, write them down or you will def forget!

my middle son says he is benoyed with you (when he is annoyed). my youngest never says his 's' at the start of words and so when he is playing with a big stick, it becomes his big dick!! He cant understand why his brothers want him to keep saying it

my 2.5 yr old ds tries to say "fat controller" but it kind of comes out as "fuckin troller"
i have to keep explaining to the grannies on the bus that he isn't actually swearing.

hop grasser for grass hopper

My dd2 refers to all remote controls as 'fat controls'.

My faves.....

From ds1 Hairy otter for harry potter and stack tube for statue.

ds2 called apples happles for a long time.

These are all ones that have stuck and we use at times also tuppa tea

damewashalot i love your name-i love enid blyton espesially faraway tree and wishing chair

Thanks moljam, obviously like a bit of EB too and with 3 boys in the house I do rather a lot of washing so it seemed to fit

instructions are constructions

Oh yes, we used to have distructions

Basgetti, Bacuter, and Hostipal. Spaghetti, Computer and Hospital. I'm loathe to correct him because I think its so cute.

squash is squalch

she has lost some of her mispronunciations recently, "rainers" has been replaced with "raisins" and "ello" with "yellow"

this is bringing it all back! ds1 used to say gips for grapes, zidio for video and when we used to go to the fun factory to play it was the sun sactory.

buh-wank for blanket
bugger for buggy

I get some evil looks.

Muuuuuum, can you do me a flavour?

You are all making me remember loads, bucoopter
I hate it when they get gigger and stop using them.

Ds calls Harry Potter "Hairy Potter".
He also says Lelachopper for helicopter, Wishawasha for garlic crusher, destructions for instructions and my favourite...Porn cakes for Cornflakes!

damewashalot we moved on from destructions to constructions