What's the best thing your dc mispronounces?

[MoosMa]

My current favourite is DD1's attempt at octopus..... dottypoosh

ds3 says leyyow for yellow and call spaghetti piss getty

I don't remember most of them now as it's too long ago - but one that sticks in my mind is 'mazamine' (magazine)

ds2

hostipal = hospital
mazagine = mazagine
tenchuparrr = temperature
thomas the tankanchange = thomas the tank engine

He is 3. Very cute when he says these, one of the top 5 reasons I love having a 3 year old. dd and ds2 play with him and get him to repeat these words for a giggle.

magazine

umbeeleebrella - umbrella. Shes almost 2 years and 10 months and it's so cute, I love it.

dd2 (2) says eyebrowsers instead of eyebrows.

She calls breakfast 'rectus' which sounds obscene. There's a cereal that dd1 calls boulders, and dd2 calls it 'bulbous', so she shouts, 'can i have bulbous for rectus please?' which really sounds quite odd.

and dd2 also calls harry potter 'harry-potima'

DD calls her diary a diarrhea (sp?)

snizzors and cubumber are my current faves, and my ds who has trouble with his 'l's' saying lolly!

jumpoline

helicopter - helitoctor
scorpion - scork-uan
apron - ape-runt

dd4 calls her umberella - bumbarella.

hostipal

DS recently learned "apricot" - but he says "ape-y-cock"

He likes his car makes and today when we were drawing he inststed that I draw a "cnt car" - "draw a cnt car mummy, cnt car please, MUMMY DRAW CNT CAR!!" Very relieved we were at home on our own - after lots of guesses it transpired he wanted a Punto. (Not easy to draw I might add.)

(I knew it had to be innocent - even I haven't said that in front of him...)

deckyraisens (decorations) aawwwwww!

I thought I posted this earlier but can't see it, so can't have...anyway:

washing washing for washing machine

and par cark.

And loads of others, all forgotten, so pleasepleaseplease write yours down somewhere so you won't forget them

Just remembered another corker, my neighbour and a friend are both called Jackie, ds (3) says 'Jackie' to my friend, to our neighbour? - 'Jackula' (as in Dracula) how embarrasing!

DD said her writing was all 'wanky' but I think (hope) she meant wonky!

Oh and she likes to listen to 'Wamy Winehouse' in the car.

Ds2 used to call the Basilisk in Harry Potter the Vasilisk. When I explained that it was pronounced with a B like Bouncy Ben in Letterland, he said "Mammy don't be silly, the Vasilisk doesn't have a letter on him!"

I think the best any of mine came up with was dd2, whose favourite Beatrix Potter character was, apparently, 'Vagina Puddleduck'.

Little - yiggle
Computer - Wooter
hap Burfy - Happy birthday

he once told me a long and involved tale about radiaters in shops - you go on the train, and they have radiators in the shop, and you stand on them!

I thought he was dreaming until the next time we visiting my next big town, by train, and went into the shopping centre - he yelled "Look, those radiator5s!"

At the Excalators

Grandpa - bonka
Grandma - boma

Oh, and he used to say 'Aprilcots'

Escalators