What's the best thing your dc mispronounces?

[MoosMa]

My current favourite is DD1's attempt at octopus..... dottypoosh

DD calls a Rhinoceros a "Dinarossus"!!!!

wellies and boots - wellington boots

We've had Bugger for badger, and Magonfly glass for magnifying glass. Also 'Hickydickydock' for hickory dickory dock, and Cha-Woe for Charlie and Lola...

DD2 says Zappy for nappy and zittle for little
She also says sissa for sister

For a long time a foot was a fook . That one has stuck!

Ds' wellies were 'willies' for a long time.
He is also utterly convinced that Dora's backpack is called BahPah.

My dd told MIL that on hol she saw one of those fish things with all the testacles - worked out she meant an octopus...

Wibblebarrow: Wheelbarrow
Rodorotor: Radiator
Somebolly: Somebody

DH used to say hekelpleeter instead of helicoptor - and his mum still refers to them in this way!

"Sylvia no headcake" (for headache)

"truck" with an "f" instead of a "t"
very embarassing!

DD (2.9yrs old) just said tonight "We going to Hippy for dins dins"....?!?!

She meant Chippy

umbrella - bumbrella

oh just read thread, someone already said that one!

hungry used to be horny.

'i horny mummy'

which one compo??

you mean yours?...

Ds1 obv not that original, he says "cock" for clock and "bugger" for brother, makes me smile anyway

DD1 (3) always wants Sam Janwiches for tea

Anyone want to guess what a "dangadooal" is?

I've said this before but DS2 came up to me and proudly announced "W is for Wino!"

He can't pronounce R sounds...

DS1 always called a barbecue a burgercue. Why use two words when one will do?

humbrella - topical but not as good as pp bumbrella!

Grass - Ass
Shampoo - poopaa
Cheese/Tress/Keys - Teez

Fuffy duff - fluffy stuff, when refering to cotton wool.

Cwap - clap. which she says 'big cwap', she wants a clap when she has pooed on the toilet.
Initially i thought she was telling me she had done a big crap! but then realised as nobody around her uses that term so then PMSL.