What's the best thing your dc mispronounces?

[MoosMa]

My current favourite is DD1's attempt at octopus..... dottypoosh

Dd2 calls our computer a blue cooter, bless her! And cream for cuts etc. is 'ice cream'.

My dd always used to say mazagine for magazine and lomster for lobster. And to this day, she is now 11, she sometimes still calls a sieve and fizz!

slightlymadspider - cagoul? or kangaro?

dd aged 2 proudly sings
"The big shit sails on the ally ally o"
whilst laying in a lovely bubbly bath.
ah bless

ds calls mosquitos moscows (as in "IN America they have big sceens to keep out Moscows mummy)
He also calls carrivans Calibans, which the English grad in me esp rejoices in

ds calls mosquitos moscows (as in "IN America they have big sceens to keep out Moscows mummy)
He also calls carrivans Calibans, which the English grad in me esp rejoices in

Daleks from Dr Who are called the "garlics" by dd age 4!

dd says happy bappy for happy birthday, called her uncle phil, 'doh' instead of Phil for ages as she couldn't say Phil and he wears simpsons t-shirts alot! says 'I lub you' and 'I lubbly' also lubbly jubbly! Our dogs are Moobarb & Bampy (Rhubarb & Scampy) Bapples for apples, boogie boobies instead of boogie beebies, there are several others too, but thats all I can think of now.

Oh yes when DD was younger he called Grandma - Ga ga. Which i thought was rather appropriate

ellasmum, dd is the other way around, I put darleks in my sgetti!

Ds will say things like

Nember for remember
Dalmentions for dalmations
lava is goom?
My neighbour Fiona is Fionya
Sitting room is sipping room, well it is on Fri evening ala nice glass of white!

DT2 used to have a problem with 'cr' sound, so pisp for crisp, uncle chris not impressed! now she struggles with sm/sn sounds, her friend lily smith is lily fish and the golden snitch is the golden sh*t

dd's best and most recent mispronunciation was "cumcuber" for "cucumber" .

dangadooal is a triangle (that was aged 3)

other (more current ones include)
Servatry (Conservatory) and riding on the alligator (elevator) when in the shopping center

DD also says pishy for pretty, and a catalogue is a cattle-bog

And bras/bikini tops are called boobies (DH's fault!)

clornfakes for cornflakes
cavaran for caravan
ds is 7!!!

Bo gag for Gro bag! as in Bo gag Off please mummy in the morning...

ds(3) lays down on our bed before his bedtime for "biscussions"(discussions) when we talk about the day we have had and what we are up to the next day.
His dad gets him up on a Sunday while I have a much deserved sleep in. As a treat daddy gives cocopops or "popocops"
The last is one that I remember doing as a child right up till I was about 8 or 9, the "hostipal" one so cute

from my dd and bf dc's

igronant-ignorant
gandad-grandad
ma yorkshire-majorca
habitat-habit

Bagpuss, you just reminded me DS1 used to say doobumber for cucumber

my ds1 used to call strawberries strawbabies

My ds called olives oblobs - so that's what we still call them. Magazines were mazagines. And chicken drumsticks were bumsticks!

DD says sketoes for mosquitos and my favorite is spagetti bologsnails. She also asks for vanish nails on her toes.

Heaven, ds says Devon, so next doors cat went to Devon in the clouds.