What's the best thing your dc mispronounces?

[MoosMa]

My current favourite is DD1's attempt at octopus..... dottypoosh

My ds also used to say "lompster" for lobster. And octopus was Oppamuh.

For some strange reason both nappy and monkey were referred to as "raddy", and crayons were "orrins".

amongst others, we had from dd:
papernant - pavement
restafont - restaurant
gressbuss - breakfast
These are the ones we all still use!!

My DD1 couldn't say Crumble Cracker (From fimbles...) it used to come out fangle ...f*ker! Used to get a few funny looks

We still have 'restronk' for restaurant.
And 'breemember' instead of remember.
And my favourite - 'wallace' instead of wallet.

dd1 still says valinna , for vanilla

when we drove by little chefs en route somewhere, ds1 used to ask to go into the shepherds pie place

he also told me he had sall-mon at school instead of salmon

ds2 used to call his best friend "phew" instead of hugh

and boobs were boolums for some reason, for all the kids

i remember dd1 seeing a woman with a huge pair, and her yelling omg look at her boolums, run away!

oh and ds2 used to call his drinking cup a boogus

Miss Polly had a dolly who was shit, shit, shit

We have bomatoes= tomatoes
knee-la=vanilla
and best of all you have to be careful of those gurglers,thats a burgler to you and me

lol @ shit shit shit

DD1 had sosseridge for sausage, and bampipper for elephant.

clock without the l.great when in town looking at town clock
ds1 has speech problems and sees therapists so we have lots of funny words!

teenage mutant injure turtles

oh and escalaters are eligaters and canary wharf are hairy woof

DD still calls cheese strings G-strings

canary wharf has always been mountain towers in this house

i still dont know how that came about

DS says mawnlower (lawnmower), and even that people are lowing the mawns. And 'snaggling box' for 'shredder' (I think he was getting confused with 'recycling box', but it describes a shredder perfectly). DD recently had an 'insect day' at school (inset day).

I really wonder, with things like "insect day", what on earth they imagine is going to happen when they get there

Probably a lot more interesting things than are actually happening.

We also have 'insect' days which I fully encourage.

My two year old says 'Are you bumming mummy?' when he wants to know if I'm ^coming.
I love it when he says, 'I MUNT NILK.' His brother used to say, 'Ugga shide'.

ds1 was given a "wilberdon" (Wimbldon) T-shirt recently, as well as a toy "matakaran" (catamaran).

Today, ds2 sang me a lovely song about "Mary, Mary, Garden Fairy"...

DS2 has just got a pair of trailers and some trailer socks to go with them...

She has one completely made up word which I think originated from chocolate raisins and means any-food-which-isn't-a-meal:

Oridaaaaaaaa

It can be said at vaious speeds and with the different vowels sounds lengthened/shortened depending on how awake she is. As she's waking up in the afternoon we get

Ori..... ori..... orida..... oriiiida...... oriiiidaaaaaaaaaaaa......... ORIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! peese.

my ds1 calls his dad's computer a "contemputer" and says his little brother "gets on his nervous"

dd says 'psghettie' instead of spaghetti which is not as entertaining (or embaressing) as ds who says 'bollocks' instead of blocks