What's the best thing your dc mispronounces?

[MoosMa]

My current favourite is DD1's attempt at octopus..... dottypoosh

hittopotamus

DS (5) very articulate but says 'clobster' for lobster.

DD (2) says 'ephelunt' for elephant and confuses owl/towel. At bathtime I say, 'Let's get you dry with the towel!' - she says, 'Twit-Twoo!!' Soooooooooooo cute!

hittopotamus

oops

teasing is also "cheesing"...

ds (2.8) says 'are we doing this today, tomorrow or TOO-NOW (for now!!)'

Ds1 has always said he has 'crying in his eyes' when he laughs which we all say now.

My brother had some brilliant ones
alleration=alsation
binoclears=binoculars
hostipal=hospital
compukenar=cucumber

When he was about 17 we were watching an episode of casualty he was delighted to beat us all to diagnose a patient who fell asleep during conversations etc. He proudly declared that she had necrophilia. He couldn't understand why all the family were pissing our pants laughing. We then explained what necrophilia was and that she acually had narcolepsy.

He also insists that an attic is actually a basement, he even argues that the dictionary is wrong lol

'squiddle' - squirrel
'blana' - banana
'cimena' - cinema
'Farmer Christmas' - FC

Ds3 - almost 3.

DD2's at the moment are cock for clock and f* for fork

DD1 called a dinosaur a hollihor and strawberries doggies

My DD, when I baught him a hand-drum, kept saying to everyone that day "Look - my new bum!" Cauliflower used to be "Diddywahwah" and I used to be woken up to the sound of "Nake up Mimmy, Mimmy nake up!"

DD aged 22 months:

spoon = boon
cooking = cock
biscuit = bigit
banana = nanananana
grandad = gwan dad
daddy = dida

I could go on but I am even staring to bore myself!

So cute

Seee saw, Margarine (actually pronounced marjaweeeeen), Granny da da daaaa...