What's the best thing your dc mispronounces?

[MoosMa]

My current favourite is DD1's attempt at octopus..... dottypoosh

I thought at 8 three was nothing but one of the 8 year olds was pronoucing sphere...."su fear"

Bah-Sketty (spaghetti)

i have the truck problem- ds shouts "mum, look a fuck" so now trucks must be called lorries- lowwy is much less embarassing that fuck!!

DD the Garandah instead of verandah and DS2 wobbaly instead of wallaby

wobbly - a small marsupial
zimzamzee - a primate similar to a monkey

My DD used to have a twohead instead of a forehead. Which was because hers was smaller than mine apparently.

oh and smish instead of schmick - DS2 who is 4 was telling everyone our newly renovated bathroom looked smish - it was really sweet

Instead of saying "Ds2 has been sick!"

He shouts "Ds2 has done a gross!

he asked me for a Nagazine yesterday too. He is 4.

up until a couple of weeks ago my DD 2.6 called elephants - ebadabadas

cuggles isntead of cuddles

melts

Just remembered my DD getting confused about the difference between turtles and tortoise.

She settled on turtletoise

In his quest to know every type of car DS now wants to know what a landrover is. I always say landrover but he insists on calling them "mandriver cars".

my youngest grandaughter came home proudly from school and said she had had a sex education lesson.She then announced proudly that she knew what the correct name for her private parts were.we asked her what it was and she said MAGINA !!!!!!

Dh favourite from dd is 'downdayers' and my personal fave 'aminals!' Soooo cute.

Ds3 - almost 3 - has fab speech but just a couple of words he says incorrectly are

blanas (bananas)
cimena (cinema, obviously)

DD has a friend Katie who she calls Tasty and a friend Michael she calls Microwave.

giraffes are gi-rarara-phhhs (he has trouble with 'F' sounds so they are very airy)

arbs, what are downdayers?

when ds is having a race with me and trying to beat me, he shouts "im gonna beat you up, im beating you up now!"

the one i love is:
we say "may i have a cuddle?"
DD1 says "may you can"

love it.

was talking about fifi and flowertots the other dayv with my dd who is 3. she was talking about SLUGSIE, who she calls SLACKSIE. i then asked her what sort of animal he is tio which she replied 'he is a SLAG' needless to say i corrected about i had stopped ROFL

Please excuse those hideous spelling mistakes!!

DS1 used to say 'hoos' instead of shoes and 'geese' instead of 'grease' as 'I've got geese on my fingers'

However, he has just turned 7 and is into maps at the moment. The other day he was banging on about 'Shitland' which we thought was a bit of an unkind thing to call any country. Turns out he was talking about 'Shetland'.

MoosMa - sorry I have only just seen this - downdayers is her way of saying downstairs! cute as.

My 4yr old still says codding instead of pudding. Thing is DH & I will now never stop saying codding.