Light-Hearted Jokes Thread 4 a Saturday night in.... no offence meant!!!

[Toblerone]

Just to start off with:

My husband came home with a tube of KY jelly
and said, "This will make you happy tonight."
He was right.
When he went out of the bedroom, I squirted
it all over the doorknobs. He couldn't get back in.

Oh Oh, Breeze, remember the trouble we got in the last time we visited the Ann Summers shop

brit abroad - fantastic

And britabroad ... you are going to spend time with me today ..... yay!!!!!