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DH doing very odd thing whilst we make love.

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thiscantbenormal · 14/02/2006 21:18

Half way through or sometimes before he gets off me and then whacks himself there on the wardrobe or chest of drawers and then carries on - he says it really gets him going and it is called "wooding" This is making feel really uncomfortable but he says he can't stay aroused unless he does it
I thought the cow and the pirate sex was weird - this is weirder, no?

I don't really want to Google it in case I leave a trail on the PC for the dc's to find.

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meggmoo · 14/02/2006 21:21

? ?

starlover · 14/02/2006 21:21

are you joking?

meggmoo · 14/02/2006 21:22

SL, I was thinking the same but not so sure.

brimfull · 14/02/2006 21:22

do you mean he whacks his prick? sorry to be so explicit

charliecat · 14/02/2006 21:22

Ive googled it for you and its not there

nutcracker · 14/02/2006 21:23

Maybe it goes numb

MistressMary · 14/02/2006 21:23

It makes you feel unconfortable?!

Tell him to be careful of splinters.

Original poster
thiscantbenormal · 14/02/2006 21:24

No, not joking.
Thanks Charliecat.
Yes Ggirl.

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brimfull · 14/02/2006 21:24

has he just started doing this out of the blue?

jampots · 14/02/2006 21:24

i suggest telling him you cant stay aroused unless he rams it shut in one of the drawers

Flossam · 14/02/2006 21:24

before or after he whacks it NC?

QE2 · 14/02/2006 21:24

Watch this thread zip to 100 posts within about 15 minutes!!!

Made me laugh though

starlover · 14/02/2006 21:25

i'd be pretty annoyed if, in the throes of passion, dp just got up and went to hit himself on stuff!

it'd turn me right off!

i would turn over and go to sleep next time he does it

spod · 14/02/2006 21:25

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brimfull · 14/02/2006 21:25

have got a strange picture in my mind now?

Angeliz · 14/02/2006 21:25

made me laugh too!

charliecat · 14/02/2006 21:26

I even googled wooding whacking and still came up with nothing

nutcracker · 14/02/2006 21:26

Well since you asked Flossam i was thinking maybe it is going numb and he starts to lose his erection and so whacks it to get the feeling back but have really just got that of the top of my head LOL.

MistressMary · 14/02/2006 21:26

Woody wood pecker

meggmoo · 14/02/2006 21:26

Tell him you'd prefer the wood to stay in the bed??

overdraft · 14/02/2006 21:26

what does he wack it on half way through then and before he gets off? have you got a wooden leg? Are you Heather Mills?

frodo · 14/02/2006 21:26
Grin
brimfull · 14/02/2006 21:26

get a baton and do it for him

QE2 · 14/02/2006 21:27

Overdraft -

jampots · 14/02/2006 21:28

PMSL overdraft

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