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DH doing very odd thing whilst we make love.

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thiscantbenormal · 14/02/2006 21:18

Half way through or sometimes before he gets off me and then whacks himself there on the wardrobe or chest of drawers and then carries on - he says it really gets him going and it is called "wooding" This is making feel really uncomfortable but he says he can't stay aroused unless he does it
I thought the cow and the pirate sex was weird - this is weirder, no?

I don't really want to Google it in case I leave a trail on the PC for the dc's to find.

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MistressMary · 14/02/2006 21:46

Wooden put up with it.

galaxy · 14/02/2006 21:47

Well dh and I have a very active relationship and neither of us have heard of anything like this - ever.

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thiscantbenormal · 14/02/2006 21:48

Me neither Galaxy. I thought I was quite liberal. Obviously not.

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softjo · 14/02/2006 21:48

PMSL

starlover · 14/02/2006 21:48

I would say to him that it really puts me off... and just not carry on afterwards! he'll soon stop

sunchowder · 14/02/2006 21:48

Good one Mistress Mary!

galaxy · 14/02/2006 21:51

Think I'd have to ask him why and where he got the idea from. Maybe you ought to think up something equally bizarre for you to start doing and see if that puts a stop to it!

morningpaper · 14/02/2006 21:52

It sounds like he's just developed this as a fetish, to be honest - something he feels he NEEDS to do in order to orgasm

rather irritating I would imagine

overdraft · 14/02/2006 21:53

I can't orgasm unless dh plays they drums with breadsticks on my knockers.Suggest that

kama · 14/02/2006 21:54

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morningpaper · 14/02/2006 21:55

(what p word are you thinking of?)

QE2 · 14/02/2006 21:55

Seen it done like that on a fair few pornos kama but didn't know that it had a special name.

Go on, whisper it, I won't tell anyone else honest.

FioFio · 14/02/2006 21:56

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overdraft · 14/02/2006 21:56

are we playing block busters now? Bob

morningpaper · 14/02/2006 21:56

'nuther pint anyone?

starlover · 14/02/2006 21:57

i'll have a p please bob

Beetroot · 14/02/2006 21:57

come on Fio...

woodenya love as bit of whack and tickle?

Beetroot · 14/02/2006 21:57

come on Fio...

woodenya love as bit of whack and tickle?

ChicPea · 14/02/2006 21:57

there's a troll about

waterfalls · 14/02/2006 21:57

morningpaper
I am thinking pussy cat

it does'nt seem so rude when you put the word cat on the end.

QE2 · 14/02/2006 21:57

overdraft - you are seriously on form tonight. pmsl

morningpaper · 14/02/2006 21:58

oh I see

pussy indeed! tut tut

Beetroot · 14/02/2006 21:58

dh going ot try it an dsee how it feels

morningpaper · 14/02/2006 21:59

I guessed pudenda

but it didn't seem very rude

waterfalls · 14/02/2006 21:59

lol