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DH doing very odd thing whilst we make love.

254 replies

thiscantbenormal · 14/02/2006 21:18

Half way through or sometimes before he gets off me and then whacks himself there on the wardrobe or chest of drawers and then carries on - he says it really gets him going and it is called "wooding" This is making feel really uncomfortable but he says he can't stay aroused unless he does it
I thought the cow and the pirate sex was weird - this is weirder, no?

I don't really want to Google it in case I leave a trail on the PC for the dc's to find.

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lothario · 14/02/2006 23:27

Keeps the blood supply up anyway!!

HappyDaddy · 15/02/2006 07:55

Was this for real or troll territory?

FioFio · 15/02/2006 07:57

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FioFio · 15/02/2006 07:59

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HappyDaddy · 15/02/2006 08:00

I've got a suggestion for the bloke if he really needs to keep from "erupting" at the wrong time...

harpsichordcarrier · 15/02/2006 08:04

sorenlorenson/marthamoo I thought....

Twiglett · 15/02/2006 08:05

PMSL @ everyone wondering if this was for real or a troll .... well, whatdayathink? eh?

HappyDaddy · 15/02/2006 08:06

Twiglett, there have been so many weird but real threads on here that I never can tell!

harpsichordcarrier · 15/02/2006 08:47

bump

SorenLorensen · 15/02/2006 08:51

You thought it was me, harpsi? Like I would ever do such a thing.

popsycalindisguise · 15/02/2006 09:01

fantastic

raffia tall boy was a touch of genius
has reminded me I ought to do pelvic floor exercises more regularly

harpsichordcarrier · 15/02/2006 09:02

no SL
I know it was you
wasn't it?

MistressMary · 15/02/2006 09:02

Okay how many of us was looking at our bedroom furniture last night in a whole new way?

BudaBabe · 15/02/2006 09:03

How did I miss this last night?????

PMSL!

You are all mad. Quite quite mad!

SorenLorensen · 15/02/2006 09:03

The OP? No, that was meggymoo - she 'fessed up. And I wasn't the bangingonmetal one, that was Flossam.

I'm innocent, guv'nor.

nailpolish · 15/02/2006 09:04

could you all stop posting for a couple of hours while i read this thread - cant believe i missed it last night! pmsl!

popsycalindisguise · 15/02/2006 09:05

so what did twiglett do?
eh?
i am confused

Twiglett · 15/02/2006 09:08

oy popsy .. I didn't do anything .. I just came across this thread this morning and posted my amazement that people could think it was for real

popsycalindisguise · 15/02/2006 09:09

oh right!?
very confused

lou33 · 15/02/2006 09:19

i showed this thread to a male friend of mine last night

he said he would only do that if he was struggling to finish the job, lol

(he was joking btw)

harpsichordcarrier · 15/02/2006 09:32

really??
oh I thought it was you SL

ggglimpopo · 15/02/2006 10:32

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meggmoo · 15/02/2006 10:40

Guilty as charged.

I thought this one would be buried in the MN archives by now!

Trust you lot not to let it lie!

mydhisametalbangertoo · 15/02/2006 12:57

Good to hear I am not alone!

harpsichordcarrier · 15/02/2006 13:09

nice work moo...