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DH doing very odd thing whilst we make love.

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thiscantbenormal · 14/02/2006 21:18

Half way through or sometimes before he gets off me and then whacks himself there on the wardrobe or chest of drawers and then carries on - he says it really gets him going and it is called "wooding" This is making feel really uncomfortable but he says he can't stay aroused unless he does it
I thought the cow and the pirate sex was weird - this is weirder, no?

I don't really want to Google it in case I leave a trail on the PC for the dc's to find.

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goldstarlover · 14/02/2006 22:22

just be glad he doesn't cum all over it

VeniVidiVickiQV · 14/02/2006 22:23

Have you been together a long time though?

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thiscantbenormal · 14/02/2006 22:24

Ewwww.

He said nothing, he just did it then erm, continued.

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BonyM · 14/02/2006 22:24

QE2 - don't tell me you missed the pirate noises thread?

QE2 · 14/02/2006 22:25

I have a metal, sorry mental picture of him banging away on top of you, then getting off and banging away on the bedside table.

Did he just climb back on and carry on or what?

SleepyJess · 14/02/2006 22:25

Have just run this 'wooding' thing by DH and his brother... both looks baffled! Am PMSL because I know people with the surname Wooding...

MyDHBangsMetal · 14/02/2006 22:26

The only problem with a metal fetish is that metal rusts. And seeing as it is the only way he can climax....

Our TTC'ing is still ongoing.

Kayleigh · 14/02/2006 22:27

Does it have to be a certain type of wood ? What would (wood!) happen if you changed your bedroom furniture to a laminate ?

QE2 · 14/02/2006 22:27

Maybe he thinks your lovemaking is a bit wooden?

jenniferjuniper · 14/02/2006 22:27

did you not laugh the first time he did it ?

goldstarlover · 14/02/2006 22:27

so you were in the middle of a nice shag when all of a sudden, up he gets.. whacks his donger on the chest of drawers, climbs back on and carries on like nothing happened/

if this isn't a wind up... well..... did you not say anything????

calebsmum · 14/02/2006 22:28

thiscantbenormal if it helps I read a magazine only a few months ago that had a letter a woman had sent in regarding her husband having the same fetish. Basically they just said it's quite normal and as long as he doesn't hurt himself don't worry. Obviously though if it's making you really uncomfortable you should talk about it.

what's the pirate cow sex thing??!

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thiscantbenormal · 14/02/2006 22:30

That's what I am wondering Kayleigh. Perhaps it's a thing to do with wood.

I have heard some people are turned on by rubber or balloons. He never does it on the raffia tall boy.

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QE2 · 14/02/2006 22:31

No way calebsmum? rofl

I'm sorry but I can't believe this is for real!

QE2 · 14/02/2006 22:32

But would still like to know about the pirate and cow thing.........anyone?

Kayleigh · 14/02/2006 22:32

Maybe if you tie a wooden object round your middle he wouldn't feel the need to get off you. Only a slight readjustment would be necessary.

Kayleigh · 14/02/2006 22:32

Can't believe I'm having this conversation

calebsmum · 14/02/2006 22:32

seriously i'm not joking!! Am now on a google mission to find other splinter lovers...

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thiscantbenormal · 14/02/2006 22:33

Oh Thank god calebsmum!

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ShaysMummy · 14/02/2006 22:33

im sure this is unreasonable but if it was my dh i would tell him to pack it in.
he didnt need to do it before, so why now all of a sudden?

jenniferjuniper · 14/02/2006 22:34

QE2 - im struggling to believe it too .am very open minded but why would someone get turned on by that ?

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thiscantbenormal · 14/02/2006 22:34

Perhaps I should take MDHBM's lead and flog all our wooden bedroom furniture.

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Beetroot · 14/02/2006 22:35

am pmsl at the rafia tall boy

goldstarlover · 14/02/2006 22:35

i agree shaysmummy...

if this thread is for real, whihc i am rather doubting now! lol

just tell him not to do it. what's the problem?

goldstarlover · 14/02/2006 22:36

beety...that caught my attention too! was going to ask if they really had a raffia tallboy