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DH doing very odd thing whilst we make love.

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thiscantbenormal · 14/02/2006 21:18

Half way through or sometimes before he gets off me and then whacks himself there on the wardrobe or chest of drawers and then carries on - he says it really gets him going and it is called "wooding" This is making feel really uncomfortable but he says he can't stay aroused unless he does it
I thought the cow and the pirate sex was weird - this is weirder, no?

I don't really want to Google it in case I leave a trail on the PC for the dc's to find.

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FioFio · 14/02/2006 22:00

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ShaysMummy · 14/02/2006 22:01

lmfao at 'whack n tickle'

Beetroot · 14/02/2006 22:01

whack, smack n tickle

WestCountryLass · 14/02/2006 22:02

I suggest you whallop him round the head with a baseball bat the next time he does it!

overdraft · 14/02/2006 22:02

Qe2 i will feel so guilty if this is real.so I will say sorry now if it is

Furball · 14/02/2006 22:03

Is that what they mean by 'you got wood'

ShaysMummy · 14/02/2006 22:04

wooding:- removing all finish down to the bare wood

?

overdraft · 14/02/2006 22:05

buy him a sander and be done with it

QE2 · 14/02/2006 22:05

overdraft, me too. I had a sudden pang of guilt just now. It passed very quickly. Troll.

VeniVidiVickiQV · 14/02/2006 22:07

How long has this been happening? The whole time you have been together? How long is that?

ntt · 14/02/2006 22:07

Try not to let it bother you. Just give it a smack when he needs it. Don't make it into a big deal otherwise it could spiral into him becoming impotent. It's not that big of a deal, if you're happy and in love, who cares? Don't feel bad. Stranger things happen.

Flossam · 14/02/2006 22:10

I shall never think of 'you got mail' in the same way again after this thread....

QE2 · 14/02/2006 22:10

Just re-read the first post and am dying to know about the cow and pirate thing?

Please enlighten me someone. Am I missing anything?

MistressMary · 14/02/2006 22:12

Very a moo sing captain?

MyDHBangsMetal · 14/02/2006 22:13

I know how you feel. You poor thing. DH has a metal locker as his bedside cabinet. He can't get off on me anymore he has to go and slamn his bits in the drawer over and over again to reach climax.

ShaysMummy · 14/02/2006 22:16

im not trying to piss on everyones fireworks here but how does thiscantbenormal feel about this 'advice' she is recieveing?!?

kama · 14/02/2006 22:17

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VeniVidiVickiQV · 14/02/2006 22:17

am interested to help but TCBN hasnt answered my questions..................................

magnolia1 · 14/02/2006 22:18

Oh i just love mumsnet

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thiscantbenormal · 14/02/2006 22:18

it's been happening for a few weeks.

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ShaysMummy · 14/02/2006 22:20

i asked if her dh worked with all males as in my experience, BIL who does comes up with all this type of thing.
i was going to text him and ask him, im 100% sure he would know what its all about but hes at work now......
probably talking about wooding.

goldstarlover · 14/02/2006 22:20

what did you say when he first did it?

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thiscantbenormal · 14/02/2006 22:20

I am wondering about getting rid of the flat pack. Perhaps metal or raffia is the answer.

This is such a mess

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Kayleigh · 14/02/2006 22:20

this thread is going to make me wet myself

ShaysMummy · 14/02/2006 22:21

so when he first did it, did he explain then?
had he suggested previously he wanted to try some new things or anything like taht?