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DH doing very odd thing whilst we make love.

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thiscantbenormal · 14/02/2006 21:18

Half way through or sometimes before he gets off me and then whacks himself there on the wardrobe or chest of drawers and then carries on - he says it really gets him going and it is called "wooding" This is making feel really uncomfortable but he says he can't stay aroused unless he does it
I thought the cow and the pirate sex was weird - this is weirder, no?

I don't really want to Google it in case I leave a trail on the PC for the dc's to find.

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thiscantbenormal · 14/02/2006 21:29

dh is a perv then.

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ShaysMummy · 14/02/2006 21:30

my dh just read this over my shoulder and said
'oh my god'
enough said.
i'm sorry though, i dont know what to suggest?
does he work in an all male environment?
my BIL does and it sound like the sort of thing he would come out with.

starlover · 14/02/2006 21:30

i don't think it makes him a pervert!

but it might be worth telling him how uncomfortable it makes you feel... can't be very nice him just getting up halfway through???

maybe you could figure out some other ways to keep him going without having to hit it??

charliecat · 14/02/2006 21:31

Not necessarily a perv...no.

ShaysMummy · 14/02/2006 21:31

despite him saying it turns him on. i suspect it hurts and therefor stops him cuming (?) too quickly, but of course he doesnt want to admit that.- stupid male pride!!

MistressMary · 14/02/2006 21:31

Why don't he let you help him in that department?
Why does it have to be the wardrobe?

charliecat · 14/02/2006 21:31

Tell him to hit it off you instead, surely that would do?

LadyTophamHatt · 14/02/2006 21:31

if my Dh started doing that I'd have a mallet beside the bed to "help" him.

wierdo!

QE2 · 14/02/2006 21:32

If it makes you feel uncomfortable "thiscantbenormal" then it is a problem. Perhaps if you embraced it and incorporated this ritual as part of your lovemaking, you would see what an erotic turn on it can be, no?

Next time, try whacking it for him - see if it heightens his sexual satisfaction.

Will you let me know how it goes? I might try this with dh sometime.

Not.

sunchowder · 14/02/2006 21:34

Happy Valentines Day TCBN..

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thiscantbenormal · 14/02/2006 21:35

I have tried to be subtle and I took a wooden spoon upstairs and rested it on the bedside table - he didn't take the hint.

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QE2 · 14/02/2006 21:36

thiscantbenormal - are you stirring?

WigWamBam · 14/02/2006 21:36

No need to be subtle ... he's not exactly being subtle, is he! Just grab the spoon and wallop him next time, he gets his kicks and you aren't left there high and dry. So to speak.

waterfalls · 14/02/2006 21:37

LOL @ WigWamBam

beansprout · 14/02/2006 21:37

Did he go to boarding school?

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thiscantbenormal · 14/02/2006 21:38

Yes he did Beansprout. Why is that relevant? - no soggy biscuits for my dh.

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brimfull · 14/02/2006 21:40

you're taking the piss aren't you

overdraft · 14/02/2006 21:40

gosh i haven't heard off that game for years

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thiscantbenormal · 14/02/2006 21:41

Nope.

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VeniVidiVickiQV · 14/02/2006 21:42

Do you/he do things the same every time?

softjo · 14/02/2006 21:43

Definately taking the piss

softjo · 14/02/2006 21:44

Definately taking the piss

overdraft · 14/02/2006 21:44

perhaps if he wacks it it will make it throb and look bigger.This could be his problem . Reasure him that you can't get enough and that you love his penis just the size it is

softjo · 14/02/2006 21:45

Definately taking the piss

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thiscantbenormal · 14/02/2006 21:45

everytime Vick.

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