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DH doing very odd thing whilst we make love.

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thiscantbenormal · 14/02/2006 21:18

Half way through or sometimes before he gets off me and then whacks himself there on the wardrobe or chest of drawers and then carries on - he says it really gets him going and it is called "wooding" This is making feel really uncomfortable but he says he can't stay aroused unless he does it
I thought the cow and the pirate sex was weird - this is weirder, no?

I don't really want to Google it in case I leave a trail on the PC for the dc's to find.

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Beetroot · 14/02/2006 22:36

what about a lloyd loom chair?

SorenLorensen · 14/02/2006 22:36

Me too, beety.

Hope your furniture is sturdy.

Kayleigh · 14/02/2006 22:36

You could put it on Ebay. "One wooden wardrobe - been lovingly looked after. Literally.

SleepyJess · 14/02/2006 22:36

Click on 'watch this movie' Don't worry.. it's nothing too weird .. just to reassure anyone whose DH's like rust..

Beetroot · 14/02/2006 22:36

i am imagining this sunken tall boy made of rafia

SorenLorensen · 14/02/2006 22:37

Have you thought about encouraging him to express himself in alternative ways while lovemaking? I hear pirate talk is very popular this year.

ShaysMummy · 14/02/2006 22:37

okay i cant do links so bear with me.
google 'wood fetish' and click the top one in capitals wood fetish.
it says
'gently caress the wood with your fingers, then compliment it on its deliciously large and pert knots'
or something along those lines.

charliecat · 14/02/2006 22:37

is this your dh?

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thiscantbenormal · 14/02/2006 22:38

Goldstarlover I just wanted to see if there was such a thing.

Oh Beety it is a lovely piece. It has a really nice raffia work base.

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SorenLorensen · 14/02/2006 22:38

Has he ever hugged trees? Maybe this is the next stage. You may find yourself sidelined for a silver birch or a nice mahogany whatnot.

Beetroot · 14/02/2006 22:39

shaysmummy sorry but i am now on th efloor laughing

goldstarlover · 14/02/2006 22:39

Oh Beety it is a lovely piece. It has a really nice raffia work base.

ROFPMSL

SleepyJess · 14/02/2006 22:39

On the contrary, I would say that tree hugging would be a predessecor of wardrobe shagging tbh....

Beetroot · 14/02/2006 22:40

dh is about to section me

VeniVidiVickiQV · 14/02/2006 22:40

Im still caught by the "he gets off me..." bit.

SleepyJess · 14/02/2006 22:40

Its ok Beety, he needs the signature of another relative over the age of 18 so he can't do anything about it tonight! Carry on MNetting..

calebsmum · 14/02/2006 22:41

Great so far i've found "Extraterrestrial Sex Fetish" and a woman complaining that her husbands penis smells of 'feet'.

Beetroot · 14/02/2006 22:41

thank god sj. he is yawning wehle i am crying with laughtert and rfeading him bits.

SorenLorensen · 14/02/2006 22:41

I think you should get him this T-shirt

Beetroot · 14/02/2006 22:42

vvv, me too

Beetroot · 14/02/2006 22:42

vvv, me too

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thiscantbenormal · 14/02/2006 22:42

????? Why are you all laughing?

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Beetroot · 14/02/2006 22:42

moo!!!!

SleepyJess · 14/02/2006 22:42

Has nobody watched the Movie yet?? It's Salad Fingers... I have seen a few.. they are very worrying in an amusing kind of way...

waterfalls · 14/02/2006 22:42

Because you are having us on.

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