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Guess what I've been sent...

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Kumquatsquash · 26/01/2021 15:47

Ordered some stock for my shop from Alibaba. As soon as I opened the box I suspected something was wrong as the wraps are bigger than expected. Can you guess what's in them?

Guess what I've been sent...
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Puzzledandpissedoff · 26/01/2021 16:37

This one's going down in legend isn't it? Like cuuted up pear, Brian from Hull, etc, etc

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Kumquatsquash · 26/01/2021 16:38

Well, I'm pleased to report they come in a range of shapes and sizes! 10 points to the manufacturers for fair representation.

I've had a Google and they are called Yoni crystals, and worth far more than what I ordered!

Guess what I've been sent...
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YukoandHiro · 26/01/2021 16:38

"30 fannies in lapis lazuli"

This has made my day

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Awwlookatmybabyspider · 26/01/2021 16:39

Baby Tarantulas

ssd · 26/01/2021 16:39
Grin
Original poster
Kumquatsquash · 26/01/2021 16:39

There's more but they are a bugger to open.

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Awwlookatmybabyspider · 26/01/2021 16:40

Oh I didn't see the update. What on earth are they

Allispretty · 26/01/2021 16:41

@YukoandHiro

"30 fannies in lapis lazuli"

This has made my day

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

😂😂😂 this has made my day!

onyourway · 26/01/2021 16:41

What do you actually 'do' with them?? Grin

MyCatHatesEverybody · 26/01/2021 16:41

@Kumquatsquash

Well, I'm pleased to report they come in a range of shapes and sizes! 10 points to the manufacturers for fair representation.

I've had a Google and they are called Yoni crystals, and worth far more than what I ordered!

Grin

Meanwhile some poor sod is putting their parcel details into Track My Minge to find out what's happened to their delivery...

coldsunnydays · 26/01/2021 16:41

I quite liked that first one you showed a picture of.

Pootles34 · 26/01/2021 16:42

What on earth did you type into google?

coldsunnydays · 26/01/2021 16:42

Are you going to keep them and sell them OP?

Backbee · 26/01/2021 16:43

Usually these threads suck, but this one didn't dissapoint. Wouldn't have guessed those haha!

coldsunnydays · 26/01/2021 16:43

What on earth did you type into google?

Crystal cunt, presumably. Grin

QuimReaper · 26/01/2021 16:43

What are they FOR?

Puzzledandpissedoff · 26/01/2021 16:44

They are called Yoni crystals, and worth far more than what I ordered!

There you are you see - you really could be a millionaire this time next year Grin

Awwlookatmybabyspider grab your reading glasses (if any) and all will be revealed ...

Boltonb · 26/01/2021 16:44

@coldsunnydays

I quite liked that first one you showed a picture of.
Me too! Presumably they will sell like hot cakes
Soubriquet · 26/01/2021 16:44

Meanwhile some poor sod is putting their parcel details into Track My Minge to find out what's happened to their delivery...

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

WingBingo · 26/01/2021 16:44

Burst pasties and Track my Minge. I’m dying here!

Fossilised fanny anyone?

Thank you @Kumquatsquash

Cakeandslippers · 26/01/2021 16:44

Best thread of this type I've ever seen 🤣

BadEyeBri · 26/01/2021 16:44

OP you need to do a Gwyneth Paltrow with these Grin fanny crystals/fanny candles 🤷‍♀️

ImsorryWilson · 26/01/2021 16:45

congratulations it's a vulva!

Santaiscovidfree · 26/01/2021 16:46

A buggar to open?
Virgin fanny ornaments then?

PanamaPattie · 26/01/2021 16:47

I almost don't want to ask but - as pp have said - what do you do with them/it?