Guess what I've been sent...

[Kumquatsquash]

Ordered some stock for my shop from Alibaba. As soon as I opened the box I suspected something was wrong as the wraps are bigger than expected. Can you guess what's in them?

Best thread ever

Hmmm... Valentine's day is just around the corner 🤔

Oh god, I work for a supplier of crystals. Thank God, that particular item is not in our range. We do sell Crystal phalluses and 'wands' which I believe have another purpose, though.

Hey, does any one remember blue waffle 🤮

The pink ones aren't that bad though. Probably wouldn't buy my granny one though.

Why do people want fanny crystals? Clearly I'm too old to get it. Are you pleased with your unwanted parcel OP?

Actually, I like the rose quartz one best.

Oh wow!!!

Can I put in an order for a lapis one please?

also, tis a very funny thread and will run I think :)

Wow... From a quick search: "What they do is “cool down” your mind and quiet the voices of your insecurities." Okay, then...

Will you keep them, OP, since they're more valuable than what you ordered?

@Kumquatsquash

I ordered raw, untumbled crystals. I've got 30 fannies in Lapis lazuli, amazonite and rose quartz.

Just how do you do you see an order for raw crystals and think, hmm, fossil fannies must be what she wants?

Holy clitoris! 🙈🙈🙈😂😂😂

@Kumquatsquash
Hemp cannibass drug derived

Go on, please educate me (or should that be us). What exactly (well even a vague description should suffice ) does one do with a crystal replica of female outer genitalia ?

OP when I saw your first reveal photo, I thought you had received a load of avocados.

@onyourway

What do you actually 'do' with them??

Stroke them for relaxation.

@SATSmadness

Go on, please educate me (or should that be us). What exactly (well even a vague description should suffice ) does one do with a crystal replica of female outer genitalia ?

Perhaps it's just something to fiddle with and stroke.

Hilarious

Another site: "Our crystals are safe for internal use..." The ones on that page looked smooth, though, and maybe smaller...

There's some good ideas for new user names on this thread!

What do they look like if you er, turn them over?

Look
www.etsy.com/se-en/listing/922957290/25-agate-yoni-crystal-carving-vagina
Now we can all get our own! Expensive though, you can make some money OP.

@Kumquatsquash

A Dildo with a difference then.
Made out of either crystal or some other material.

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There's more but they are a bugger to open.

Oooh they must be pure!

Track My Minge

I'm gone.
🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'm so happy you all find my vaginas as hilarious as I do!

From what I've just now read, they are intended as meditation aids to contact the divine feminine. So basically you hold them and think about women?! I'm still not completely sure but they seem to be quite a popular niche item. Yes, I'll be keeping them but I'll contact the supplier and let them know the mix up as I'd like to continue ordering from them. I SO want to list them in my shop but my elderly nan follows my Instagram page! I might have to open a new shop for crystal vaginas. What a way to make your fortune ay?