Guess what I've been sent...

[Kumquatsquash]

Ordered some stock for my shop from Alibaba. As soon as I opened the box I suspected something was wrong as the wraps are bigger than expected. Can you guess what's in them?

Pangolins?

Packing material wrapped in packing material?

Bats?
wrapped in bubblewrap, obvs.

What?? You're making us wait too long

Ok, I'll give you all a clue.

I have a hippie/alternative shop selling crystals, macrame, incense, tapestrys, etc.

These are made from the same material I ordered, but definitely not the shape I ordered.

Curry

Crystal penises

Crystal Penises?

great dirty minds think alike.

🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁

Dildos?

That was supposed to a drum roll

Quartz cocks!

X posted

Large incense burners instead of the cute little ones

Crystal cocks

A crystal decanter. A fingernail. An egg. A heart. A Crown Derby teapot. A promise. A mirrored glass globe in which nothing but the sky is reflected.

Ta-da!

Left over Covid vaccine

Come on Op put us out of our misery.

3rd for Crystal (or macrame 😂) penises

OP I just a screamed out loud 😂

What is that ?!

What did you order? 😳

what did you order ? Fossilised fannies ?

WTF