Guess what I've been sent...

[Kumquatsquash]

Ordered some stock for my shop from Alibaba. As soon as I opened the box I suspected something was wrong as the wraps are bigger than expected. Can you guess what's in them?

Yay!! I will post one (I want to), I just want to 'blend' in a bit, iyswim :)
(I;m not at all interesting or recognisable I think but my Ex tracked me down here not long ago so I'm a bit cautious these days)
Good to know the shop is doing well x

Wow. These threads are usually so disappointing, but this one is not.

Brilliant OP!

Audis are supposed to be quite good.

Mine was always an old banger.

Flour?

Got mine 😬 Can't wait to see the OH's face on Valentine's Day. It's going to take every bit of self control I have to not give it to him prior to day itself 🤣🤣🤣

Thanks OP. I'll leave some feedback once he opens it 😘

@mumoftinyterrors

Got mine 😬 Can't wait to see the OH's face on Valentine's Day. It's going to take every bit of self control I have to not give it to him prior to day itself 🤣🤣🤣

Thanks OP. I'll leave some feedback once he opens it 😘

That's such beautiful packing !!

@Notusuallydown

Flour?

We've obviously missed it all 😂😂😂

...Etsy is now recommending me lingam steam seat covers
Now that would be an interesting Valentine's gift for that special man in your life!

www.atlasobscura.com/articles/medieval-plague-badges?
Saw this and thought of this thread. Perhaps the yonis can help protect you against the plague?

@TheChampagneGalop

www.atlasobscura.com/articles/medieval-plague-badges? Saw this and thought of this thread. Perhaps the yonis can help protect you against the plague?

Perhaps I should market them as protection against the 'rona? Protection vulvas anyone?

YES! I'd buy a facsimile medieval vulva medal to protect me from C-19
(there's always one... but you'd need a few to make it worth stocking them) Fascinating though and I've just had a virtual look around the Vagina Museum (didn't know there was one). An excellent distraction from Home Ed, thank you! x

Are they sold out? Fantastic!

@SuperSange Yes, sold out! I've ordered more in a range of materials

Morning, everyone! We've had a lot of nominations for this thread to go into Classics. We're going to move it there now so the crystal fannies can be kept for posterity.

I'd like to thank all you wonderful mumsnetters for your support. For buying my vulvas, following me on social media and leaving me lovely reviews on Etsy. I'd like to thank my supplier for their epic fuck up that turned out to be surprisingly profitable and I now have a bestseller in my shop. I'd like to thank dd for holding up a green fanny during a school zoom class and almost triggering a ss referral. I'd also like to thank myself for taking lemons and making lemonade. It takes balls to sell fanny for a living.

Love your update!! Plus a place in classics, thoroughly deserved.

just brilliant

Best present I ever bought my husband, hands down! He has been holding it for hours 😆

Amazing OP 😂😂😂

Love the vulva flower on Instagram today Op

@SquirtleSquad Thank you! I spent the last 3 evenings wrestling open 50 bubble-wrapped and duct taped vulvas. My bedroom looks like a museum of minge

@Wandali

I'm a breastfeeding mom of a 6 months old baby. I had my 1st Covid Vaccine on Wednesday and as soon as I got home I breastfed my baby a few hours later my baby developed red rashes all over his forehead and the next morning they had spread on his tummy and back and the only thing that I could think of that was different was the vaccine that I had. He was so unsettled but no fever. They have now cleared but I was wondering if this happened to anyone else. Thanks

Randall, you'd be better starting your own thread rather than replying to a pretty old one of someone else's. Hope your baby is ok.

That should say Wandali... god knows what my phone is on!!

I've just found this thread and I loooove it! Following your insta now and going to ask DH for a crystal fanny for my birthday 😂