Guess what I've been sent...

[Kumquatsquash]

Ordered some stock for my shop from Alibaba. As soon as I opened the box I suspected something was wrong as the wraps are bigger than expected. Can you guess what's in them?

Well, I wasn't expecting that.

Good grief!

Looks like a burst pastie.

🙀

WTF did you MEAN to order?

@pooopypants

I'm going for the obvious - coke

Just what I was gonna say

I think you'd get more buyers from this thread at least for the penises...

Yay - barnacles!!!

Hang on... ... er... oh.

😂 Amazing! How much ya gonna sell those for?

Oh my god that is amazing!
Do they come in any other shapes? Colours?!
What are you going to do with them?

@Purplethrow

what did you order ? Fossilised fannies ?

Fossilised fannies I'm done 😂😂😂

Was the sender Brian from Hull?

Sooooooo how are you going to sell all these fanjos....

And what did you mean to order?!

Fossilised fannies!”

LMAO! 😂

Those are interesting paperweights!
Or do they have some other function? You will have to enlighten me.
Are they, er, educational?

I ordered raw, untumbled crystals. I've got 30 fannies in Lapis lazuli, amazonite and rose quartz.

😂😂😂😂 I was thinking "FFS, just get on with it and tell us..." but it was well worth the wait!

Wow! Time to start a new campaign at your shop OP

It’s a fanny fuck up !

@Kumquatsquash

I ordered raw, untumbled crystals. I've got 30 fannies in Lapis lazuli, amazonite and rose quartz.

😂👌🏽

Are they all the same? Or individually carved? I think we need more pictures!

Crystal fannies omg