Guess what I've been sent...

[Kumquatsquash]

Ordered some stock for my shop from Alibaba. As soon as I opened the box I suspected something was wrong as the wraps are bigger than expected. Can you guess what's in them?

What if you discover that there’s actually a massive market for gemstone vulvas thanks to this error and become a millionaire?

I was planning to order some stock from there too, might think again.

@Kumquatsquash

I ordered raw, untumbled crystals. I've got 30 fannies in Lapis lazuli, amazonite and rose quartz.

photo or it didn't happen

I’ll take one in rose quartz please!!

Can you return them?
🤭

actually I found in my bedroom on a shelf today, a bubble wrapped item, opened it - it's a lump (carved and all that) of blue quartz with the sticker saying £25 that I paid for it.

I think I was had!

This is, hands down, the best thread I've ever seen here
And I've been here for 10 years

Why ya got fanny moulds?

Are they hollow behind? Fanny jelly moulds maybe? Or fanjo paperweights if solid.

I'm with @SallyMcNally, for want of a better phrase; I want to see all your fannies!

@Purplethrow

It’s a fanny fuck up !

That just made me cackle

It seems to have some kind of disease too. Maybe make them into broaches?

I am absolutely howling !!!!!! One of the best threads for a long LONG time!

😂😂😂 thanks OP. Best laugh I've had all day!!!

Brilliant!

@itsbiganditsorange

Yay - barnacles!!!

Hang on... ... er... oh.

Also, same as @AutisticID I'd quite like a rose quartz one.

I absolutely love lapis lazuli but that one kind of looks like the model has a wicked case of labial lichen sclerosus

I'd love to see the rose quartz vulva please

Not your everyday stunt Pontefract Cake for sure.

Well she's a bit chilly isn't she?

That's MIL's birthday present sorted then. How much OP?

Are you taking orders? Great way to publicise your new business...!!!

Lapis Lazuli Labia.

Vaccine

Fossilised fannies has made my week! 😂

@Kumquatsquash

I ordered raw, untumbled crystals. I've got 30 fannies in Lapis lazuli, amazonite and rose quartz.

Ha ha ha ha ha. I was NOT expecting that!