Guess what I've been sent...

[Kumquatsquash]

Ordered some stock for my shop from Alibaba. As soon as I opened the box I suspected something was wrong as the wraps are bigger than expected. Can you guess what's in them?

You could name each one after a goddess of fertility from different lands, not forgetting their Albanian roots by using their pagan goddess of beauty, love and fertility - Prende.

I am doing a Wrong Thing and copying in a post from a completely different thread about accidents, because... well because...

"I had incontinence issues after having DD and her stupidly big head.
The continence nurse gave me metal pelvic floor aids. The were like a rounded triangle shape, and came in various sizes. You put them inside and went down sizes when you were able to clench them so they stayed in place.
The first one I used shot straight back out as soon as I stood up and broke a bone on top of my foot and a toe.
I told everyone I dropped a frozen chicken on it."

Wow lol 😂🤣

@Kumquatsquash

There's more but they are a bugger to open.

Story of my bloody life Love...

Well I was not expecting that! There's one hell of a niche market!

MN is the gift that keeps on giving

MN from now on:

New provocative post...
I've NC I've been here for years
Naice Ham
Pom Bears
Penis Beaker
Fossilised Fannies

LOL! That's kinda hysterical! Om mane padme om!

Can you market them as men/male training aids?

FROZEN CHICKEN!!!

They’re better than tumble stones!! 💰💰💰💰

@Guiltypleasures001

Can you market them as men/male training aids?

Haha

@MyCatHatesEverybody

Just realised it's Alibaba and the forty foofs.

This 🤣🤣🤣

@2018SoFarSoGreat

I googled Yoni Crystals: The eggs sound better!

Yoni Eggs are carved from crystals into the shape of eggs. They are inserted into the vagina for up to 12 hours per day for the purpose of strengthening the vaginal muscles, connecting with your Sacred femininity, and toning the pelvic floor.

Where's Brian from Hull when we need him?

When you think you have seen it all, MN comes along to blow your mind!

Where's Brian from Hull when we need him?

Intrigued! He's been mentioned a couple of times so I've just Googled him but nothing come up. Who IS this fella?

Presentation ideas
In a circle with a candle in the middle - like the pretty flowers they are

laid on a stomach

Intrigued! He's been mentioned a couple of times so I've just Googled him but nothing come up. Who IS this fella?

I think you might want this thread: www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/1729276-Yoni-Vaginal-Massage

Does anyone know how to get rock hard plaster of paris off of pubes ? Asking for a friend.

Have you done that 'Making a mould of your foof' thing? An acquaintance did that and I believe she has it displayed on a wall in her house. Must make for an unusual talking point: "Interesting artwork Sarah, is it yours?"

Marketing pic

You ordered carved rock dildos and they sent fannies?

@DancingInTheGarden

Marketing pic

That's amazing! Did you make that picture?!

I am now officially a purveyor of crystal fannies 😁

I'll be back to update if I make a sale 🤞

@DancingInTheGarden

Marketing pic

Is that a game of "point to the clitoris" as part of the orientation course for men?

Can you share your insta page op?

@Kumquatsquash That's amazing! Did you make that picture?!
I did - feel free to use it

And yes @Soupdragon yes!