Guess what I've been sent...

[Kumquatsquash]

Ordered some stock for my shop from Alibaba. As soon as I opened the box I suspected something was wrong as the wraps are bigger than expected. Can you guess what's in them?

Lizflowers :)

It's a friend's 40th in a few weeks.... something i think she'd appreciate 🤣🤣🤣

I’ve got 30 fannies in rose quartz. Oh I’m done

@AGnu

My friend & I have a random present competition going on. I think this might just win it for me!

I showed my DH this thread & his response was "what is it?!"

Is he a 'lights off' kinda guy...?

Beautiful example of a Yoni right there! We went to the Goddess Conference in Glastonbury a few years ago, usually held around the end of July each year. Almost every shop was selling yoni coasters, yoni earrings etc. It is a divine celebration of the feminine, you could make a fortune 😂😂 actually I saw someone online earlier today selling Yoni incense burners made of clay 🙈

"How do you like your crystals, polished or rough?"

😂

I forgot I wrote that! Slightly prophetic considering what was winging its way to me 🤣🤣

To those that have recieved their fannies, thank you so much for your support. I've put in a new order. I will soon be offering more vulvas in Tiger's eye, labradorite and fluorite.

I've been composing a post in my head to advertise them in my local Facebook page for Valentine's day. They allow business posts on the 1st of the month. Something along the lines of "a gift for the person who has everything" and "Give your partner what they really want this Valentine's day, a fanny". Any ideas gratefully received!

Oh God, that reply was to @notusuallydown and please forgive the spelling mistakes, I've had a prosecco.

Well this evening I was on a quiz with some friends, and one of the questions was 'What is Yoni the worship of' 😂 Thanks to this thread I got the question correct 👍 I then had to show the OPs Instagram page to prove how I knew 😂 They were all very impressed with the fanny crystals!

Just bought one for the other half for Valentine's Day. He, and the other blokes at work, will bloody love it. I've been cackling all evening 🤣🤣🤣

I will soon be offering more vulvas in Tiger's eye, labradorite and fluorite.

Just how many gem fanjo types did you get 🤣
They sound beautiful though!

@Mandalakia

I forgot I wrote that! Slightly prophetic considering what was winging its way to me 🤣🤣

To those that have recieved their fannies, thank you so much for your support. I've put in a new order. I will soon be offering more vulvas in Tiger's eye, labradorite and fluorite.

I've been composing a post in my head to advertise them in my local Facebook page for Valentine's day. They allow business posts on the 1st of the month. Something along the lines of "a gift for the person who has everything" and "Give your partner what they really want this Valentine's day, a fanny". Any ideas gratefully received!

OP is this you and have name changed or an imposter!!?

Name change fail! 🤦‍♀️

If any of you wonderful people that bought are still on this thread, could you please leave me a review on Etsy? I'll be forever grateful and send you positive crystal fanny vibes 🙏

A girl i knew years ago designed her own tattoo.....obviously you can guess what it featured.... I was a bit . She was very artistic....I wonder if she now makes crystal fannies for a living.....

Will do kumquat.

Hi @Kumquatsquash

i tried but couldnt see where?

@52andblue I've just googled it as I've never done it myself! It says go to Etsy, click on "You" then purchases and reviews and there should be a prompt in there somewhere to leave a review. Thank you

Ok. I see that it will list my RL name if I do that so I will leave it a week or two if you don't mind x

I'm incredibly pleased to report that my vulva has been viewed over 100 times and purchased 4 times.

@Bluesheep8

I'm incredibly pleased to report that my vulva has been viewed over 100 times and purchased 4 times.

Wonderful. I hope you get a good price for it, my husband put his Land Rover on sale online, plenty of interest but it didn't shift. Son managed to sell his previous BMW though.

Wonderful. I hope you get a good price for it, my husband put his Land Rover on sale online, plenty of interest but it didn't shift. Son managed to sell his previous BMW though.

This is the thread that just keeps on giving!

Flour.

@52andblue Oh don't worry at all. I have had some more reviews come in the last few days so the shop is looking better