WORST sex dream EVER! I will NEVER sleep again!

[MumBod]

Donald Trump!

What the fuck, mind?

Why?

Can I get a brain transplant for this on the NHS?

Fucking hell...he kissed the back of my neck and groped my boobs and...

Oh god

Horrifying (and very, very funny at the same time)! Hopefully sharing will have helped, Mumbod. But I wonder how many of us will be affected, now that it/he is out there. Makes my Craig Revel Horwood experience seem very tame.

Thanks for the invitation to the support group, MumBod.

I am trying to purge the Prince Andrew images from my mind by remembering a much happier sex dream I once had - Bruce Boxleitner, drool!

Auuugggghhhhh, that's horrendous. Sympathies op. I can't imagine a worse one than that.

I had a sex dream about the Trump. Except the bit of my brain involved in self preservation kicked in and it was my friend having sex with him. Not in my presence thank God.
I can never tell her...

Yikes. And I thought Joe Jonas a few weeks ago was bad!

I had dream sex with Bryan Cranston last night.

He was good.

I was going to trump it with Jeremy Kyle but you can't trump the Trump. Full frontal lobotomy is your only hope.

Please put this thread in Classics.

I haven't had any horrific ones ; I just came on to guffaw at sympathise with the OP.

Also, at I've had Keith Chegwin

Cheggers is visiting my town this summer, pp.

If you want me to tip him the wink, just say the word...

Sympathies gin.

It could have been worse though. You could have been in the middle of three way with Nigel Farage and Katie Hopkins.

I dreamed I did it with Obama once.

It was good

Whoops, Mumbod.

Flippinada - that's just sick

Sick

All I can say is poor Melania. Mumbod you dreamt it, imagine having to actually have to do it.

ilove why can't I have an Obamabonk?

S'not fair.

Why do I get Trump?

Shtoopid orange ovaries.

No wonder she always has a face like a well-slapped arse, areyoubeingserviced

She can't think it's worth it. She can't.

Was he"bigly " OP? Did he do the pointy mouth thing?

I had a Michael Flatley dream once. Just no.

I feel I should name change for this but here goes.
I was in hospital suffering with pre-enclampsia and had the most vivid dream.
I was in the full throes of sex with DLT!
Not only that, but when I woke, I was erm pleasuring myself and close to the big O!

I was suddenly aware of being in a 4 bedded ward and being looked at very strangely by 3 random pregnant ladies!

I was totally mortified!

DLT???

As in the Hairy Cornflake??

Oh my word. Now that has brought a laugh to my traumatised lips

Did he say 'quack quack oops' when he finished?

I see your DLT and I raise you ... Peter Mandelson, and not just once either!

I've had Boris Johnson. Complete with messy suit ripped open, flyaway hair with my fingser entwined and bumbling posh voice asking "do you like me touching you there?"

Heave.

Who knew that women all over the world were suffering like this at night?

Something should be done.

A campaign. A pressure group.

WASN'T - Women Against Sex Nightmare Trauma

BADSHAG

Britain Against Diabolical Sex Hallucinations Argh Gross

Rod Stewart.
Not even in his prime.
Amazing.
Until I woke up. Ughhhhh.