WORST sex dream EVER! I will NEVER sleep again!

[MumBod]

Donald Trump!

What the fuck, mind?

Why?

Can I get a brain transplant for this on the NHS?

Fucking hell...he kissed the back of my neck and groped my boobs and...

Oh god

You poor, poor soul. I suggest immediate counselling for PTSD. And buckets of gin STAT.

Thanks for cheering up my morning though.

At least in the dream I didn't actually shag him.

See, even my psyche has very low standards.

Did you run your fingers through his hair to see if it had teeth!?

I had a Simon cowel one. He was surprisingly good. I see him in a new light now.

My sympathies. I had Nigel Farage. I can't believe I just typed that.

He was considerably better looking in my dream, and nice too. He told me all about how his public persona was all an act, and I had an affair with him. Poor DH - I dream-cheated on him

WTF was my unconscious mind trying to do to me??

Did you run your fingers through his hair op?

I had a threesome with Jeremy Clarkson and Hagrid when I was pregnant.

Did you run your fingers through his hair op?i don't think you can do that. It would fall off.

Please don't post anything identifying because they will come round to take you away!!!

Sorry MumBod I found this and couldn't resist sharing.

This has brightened up a rainy morning. That dream is truly horrific, but the posts are making me laugh - thank you!

OMG Nellie you could have warned us 😱

I think your brain has become your enemy! This thread needs a trigger warning

Bod and Donald up the tree KI.KI Bod and Donald up the tree K.I.S.S.I.N.G.

Ffs nellie

OP, I second your great idea of sleeping in shifts, as long as no one dares to wake me during a very steamy Andy Burnham dream. I'm not obsessed with him - much!

Nellie!

I'd like to say all these funny posts are making me feel better, but they're all a bit close to the mark for comfort.

He spooned me. How can I get beyond that? Spooned by Trump.

Sympathies, MumBod - but thank you for making me laugh tears reading this thread !!! hahaa that made me laugh.

Oh my bely hurts from laughing now I've seen all the comments and my eyes are streaming

I've had the Donald dream too.

Haven't even told dh about that one!

Better than being forked by him

See I'd class that as more of a nightmare than a dream. I'm sure the nhs will fast track you for counselling. For now drink lots of or to help you forget.

Oh MumBod

See you tonight...