My colleague has twat me over the head with a courgette..

[DidYouBINmysushiyouTWAT]

Too vague?

If everyone, as they should, hates the cunting Daily Cunt then why do we get so many bloody links to it?
I try not to open them but many of them are disguised with pretty blue linkies so I have to find out what the page is before I open it.

It's one of those odd things isn't it. No one admits to buying the Cunty Mail but it sells. It's like parking badly at school pick up time, it's always other people.

I have the CUNTING Daily Mail website blocked with Tea and Kittens (Google "kitten block") so if I inadvertently click on a disguised DM link I get a photo of a little fluffy kitten and the caption "oh no, that website's horrid".

Cunting Daily Mail indeed. Wonder what tomorrow will bring!

I haven't RTFT but I have a colleague that I'd like to twat over the head with a courgette. So my question is where can I buy the biggest one possible? I'm thinking of feeezing it before use

if you freeze it and it defrosts before using, it goes rather, erm, flacid.

Holy courgette cocks it took me WAY too long to find this follow up, I blame baby brain

I tried to place mark add to the conversation, but my cunting message vanished! ! DM sad face

A shameless place mark. As you were.

Fridge. Courgette, Sushi (placemark)

MrsHathaway, googling kitten block RIGHT NOW!
is it Monday enough yet?

It's Monday!

Sorry, but I've had to delurk and shamelessly placemark. Really hoping the Fridge Cunt has bought something extra perishable in her daily shop this morning...

Looking forward to today's antics!

Finally found you after lurking on the old thread...and I'm off today so I can keep up

Good morning!

Are you at work yet Op??

No??? Why not?

Come on, this is important!!

Ooh the kitten block sounds fab🐈

Another one hoping for very perishable goods today. Prawns, perhaps, or cod fillets.

if you freeze it and it defrosts before using, it goes rather, erm, flacid.

I'll have to use the freezer at work then but only if it's not filled with other people's lunches or erm, their daily shopping

What's the plan for today?

If Op & others take stuff in, isn't that proving that they knew that the fridge would be working today?

Perhaps the op is waiting on fridge cunt doing her shopping

Morning cockwombles!

:o