My colleague has twat me over the head with a courgette..

[DidYouBINmysushiyouTWAT]

Too vague?

And a good morning to you, too!

So we're all working then?

Has she done her shopping yet this morning???

It's 9.05 OP, I need an update.

tell ITbitch I love him

I woke up excited for today's instalment!

I'm also off to google "kitten block"

Am also waiting for updates. I even bought sushi for lunch in honour of the thread.

Logging on for the next instalment.

Found you!

Unashamedly place marking!

What she bought today?

I momentarily forgot I was two hours ahead and came here fucking annoyed that its nearly midday and I don't know yet what is happening with fridge cunt

Let the fridge action commence!

9:43 and no update. Hopefully FMFF has lost her shit and sushi is taking notes to update us as soon!

Sorry not able tO read
Just posting and running.
I came in early to anticipate the wait for FFFFetc to open up....
It was open - fridge was EMPTY. So I texted ITbitch to tell him.

He has filled the fridge with sushi and text me to tell me to help myself-atmosphere in office is very funny(people actually starting to say stuff now- I'm wondering if they have seen this thread!)

They've filled the fridge with an assortment of stuff and I'm going out at lunch (mine is first today) and seriously resisting to urge to put a whole chicken (at the bottom)

Maintenance have been (someone must've made a call on Saturday??) and he has declared nothing wrong with the fridge

FridgeBoss is madder than a fat wet ham at Christmas- she has asked (not me) what all the stuff is in the fridge. Hahahaha- so lacking in self awareness!

In case nobody has done a morning round of it "CUNT CUNT MORNING CUNTIES"

will try to take pics later

And boss is in today!
Oh damn- her stuff ain't hogging the fridge!

Hooray! IT bitch is brilliant! Enjoy your sushi

Fridge-gaslighting ITBitch for the absolute WIN

You'd better be prepared for her shopping to be back tomorrow morning now the fridge is demonstrably working fine.

As a precaution, better put a dud fuse back in it before you leave tonight.

The fridge needs to be full before you all leave tonight, FMFF leaves early right??

So she hasn't been shopping?

So glad that others are saying things too now. Vive la resistance!

So what has she done with her stuff?

Hmmm.

I grow worried by the lack of update.

Staff have all be called into a meeting over a thread on MN...

There is fridge-related drama in my office today as someone turned the fridge off on Friday and everything is ruined. Can it be someone paying tribute to this thread??

Really sorry
Only just able to skim read under my desk-
Yes we nabbed PP idea of leaving fridge full

Well we didn't really plan it if you see what I mean

ITbitch for mayor!!!

She hasn't been shopping!
She leaves earlier than us by 45 minutes- yes.

I love this! I hate hate people who think the world revolves around them. Make sure that fridge is packed full every single night 😂