My colleague has twat me over the head with a courgette..

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Too vague?

I don't understand why this can't be resolved in the normal way.

She does personal shopping during working hours.
This has sometimes meant that people have had to wait to get in.
She has commandeered a work fridge for personal use. She has refused to stop doing this.

If boss and HR don't take it on, then you take it to a higher level.

Has anyone even complained about her being late in?

I wonder if her hubby fancies himself as a 'Ready Steady Cook' chef and so she just dumps duck fillets, burgers, yoghurt et al in front of him and he whips up a treat?
You could be threatening a chef in the making

You need to stand up to this fucknut op, get the request for second and third key holders in and ask for immediate response (reasons why not) and an action plan for late opening in the meantime.

veg looks awesome btw keep at it, and second sending everything to home email as proof in case this goes further.

I had another idea, all staff could club together and get her a giant cool bag, attach it to her desk if you can and make management contribute and force it upon her for all her future shopping storage - kill with kindness!!

Dear HR/Management

We, the staff, cannot use the communal staff fridge for our lunches we bring in from home. We are all having to use cool boxes and bags with ice bricks in them.

The reason being that one person is doing their personal daily shop before work and filling the communal staff fridge, therefore we are unable to use it.

Attached is evidence of this that we have obtained, when getting the one item out of the fridge that we can store, a single pint of milk for our tea/coffee.

Please can you resolve this as we would all like to be able to this staff fridge for our lunches, and more than one pint of milk.

Your......

She another one who needs a good KICK in the TWADGE!!!

Seriously, wtf some cheeky shits out there!
Keep the updates coming OP, you are keeping me entertained whilst not well.

Cheese that is so damn sensible it just might work!

dear HR
We, the staff, cannot use the communal staff fridge for our lunches we bring in from home. as one person is doing her shopping & commandeering the whole fridge with her personal food shop. to the extent she is THROWING away other people's lunch to make room.
We have obviously asked & made attempts to settle this sad entitled fuckers issue but are met with blank refusal
Would it be possible to send memo to all all office saying that fridge is for equal use between staff. for drinks/lunches. & suggest said person does shopping out of office hours on the way home.

Greedy McFridgeFucker

You should do the eggs next,you know like shocked faces.Like this

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we need a fridge smiley.

"If the fridge is causing problems, I'll just get it removed".

Well, if the OP can't use the fridge because its full of the Fridge Bitch's stuff then she's not really loosing much is she?

We need to set up a picket line outside sushi's office. These conditions are unreasonable to work in

You should get some cheapo wee cuddly animals (ebay?) and replace the meat in the fridge with the appropriate animal each day. So today she would find a cow and a duck in there.

It cannot be "first come first served" in a fridge when she arrives 30 minutes before everyone else. Send your boss pictures of those fridges cages from the 1st thread and suggest they are installed so everyone has one with a refundable deposit for the key.

Watching!

Gosh she is entitled isn't she?
I love the cunting courgettes, they are cuntastic.

Enough swearing?!

Fun time is unfortunately over now. Time to get serious.

What happened with the fuse OP - Has she noticed?

Cock Courgettes and Cunt-iness...........that could be a band name!

......... 'And straight in at No 1 this week are Cock Courgettes and Cunt-iness with their massive hit 'Cash IT Bitch'

The purple pen stating no raw meat and the googly eyes are a work of genius!

Your need to makes lottle holes in the lid Of every single yoghurt.

OP, IT Bitches, I love your work.

[cunt][cunt][cunt][cunt][cunt][cunt][cunt][cunt][cunt][cunt][cunt][cunt][cunt][cunt]

That should do for today.

Replacing meat with the appropriate fluffywuffy animal would be oh so tempting....

I don't suppose you could rig up a secret fridge compartment in which you could hide her food? Then leave a series of cryptic clues which lead her round the world the building on a very circuitous route, which eventually takes her back to the fridge. In a flash of brilliance the final clue will reveal itself and she finds the secret compartment.

Then she has to follow clues on a circuitous route round the building in order to get the final final clue which reveals how to open the secret compartment.

With any luck, by the time she's done that, it'll be time for her to shop again, and she'll just think "fuck that".