Jack Taylor. For goodness sake, pull yourself together and don't act all broody and do things purely to piss off your ex boss. Be nice to those that like you.
Janice from Benidorm. Stop indulging your mother, dump your stupid man child of a husband and do what makes you happy.
Bridget Jones - you don't need a man for goodness sake so stop wallowing in 10 tonne of ice cream. And stop moaning you're fat. And give your creepy old uncle a good slap around the chops.
Cathy in Wuthering Heights. Stop letting your heart rule everything you do, and stop putting up with Heathcliff and the other one's shit.
Rory Gilmore. Oh where do I begin? You're not the centre of the universe, you're not all that, you're certainly not an angel and despite being obviously intellectually endowed you are not that clever. You have done nothing really constructive to get out of your current unemployment prediciment - instead, you are virtually homeless and 'working' unpaid on a newspaper while aiming for ridiculously high powered jobs. Even a job in Doose's Stores would be better! As for selling your mums story and then throwing a childlike strop, when she protested, well!
Lorelai Gilmore. You're not 'quirky' you are annoying. You change your mind over silly things, do ridiculous things and speak to your mum like dirt. You didn't have the perfect childhood, no one did. Your parents only crime was trying to care for you which while stifling was NOT cause to take your small child and live in a shed (Social Services anyone) and then for years using it as an excuse for how much you loved your kid, that you would do that. No, love would have been swallowing your pride and staying in bloody Hartford!
Stacey West/Shipman. You're spoilt, and like an overgrown toddler in many respects. As for trying to get pregnant without telling your husband, I think you need to take a good look in the mirror.
Edina from Ab Fab. Absolutely crap, neglectful and abusive mother who acts more teenager like than her own daughter, and who needs to bloody check herself. Stop hanging round with the twattish blonde one, deal with your problems and if you can't do that give Saffy to your own mum so the poor kid has some chance of a life!
Reg in Rock and Chips. Fuck off to the far side of fuck and when you get there, fuck off some more.
Tracey Beaker. Yes you've had a hard life, but try not to be such a brat to Cam.
Cam in Tracey Beaker. FFS woman, put some boundaries and consequences in place not just smile and say Oh Tracey. And STOP sending her back to the dumping ground when you're pissed off/had enough. She's been abandoned once by her mother, the last thing she needs is you doing the same thing, especially as that's NOT what most parents would do. You're using the care system as a punishment. Instead of acting so cruelly and ineffectually and being scared of a child, I suggest you put some real rules and consequences in place and stick to them. She will respond!