1). Of course you know why farts smell don't you? For the benefit of the deaf! :-) (No offense intended towards those with hearing difficulties).
2). Just after my daughter had her baby in January 2013, we had to go back to the hospital with her. I was holding her in the waiting room when my daughter was called to take her in to be seen. As I leant over to pass the baby over, a big squeaky fart came from nowhere. No warning, no gurgling tum...nothing. Just a loud fart in front of the midwife and those in the waiting room. I was so embarrassed! :-(
3). Many years ago, I held a family gathering at my home for my parents wedding anniversary. My aunt and uncle, who were very well bred, travelled to join us and I offered to show them round. Auntie said she would love to, but Uncle stayed downstairs as he was tired. As we got to the top of the stairs, Auntie asks to use the bathroom, so we stay outside a little way away from the door and chat about this and that, and let her do what she needs to do. All of a sudden there is one of the loudest farts my husband and I have ever heard in our lives, echoed by the fact that she was sitting on the pan when she done it. Both of us burst into fits of hysterics and were still stifling our giggles when Auntie emerged from the bathroom 5 minutes later.
4). When one of my daughters was little, I had her on my lap and was changing her nappy. All of a sudden she let out a loud fart, full of poo pops and the force of it deposited it all down the radiator. I just sat there with my friend opposite me watching it all slide gracefully down the radiator...before bursting into fits of hysterics!
5). I have a male friend who when he lets one rip, exclaims with a totally straight face "more tea vicar"?
and finally....
6). I had a friend who swore blind that she NEVER ever broke wind/farted etc. (Yeah love, sure you don't!!). I told her that even the Queen and the Pope fart...everyone does, so why should she be any different!