If you fart in the bath

[JazzAnnNonMouse]

Are you washing in poo particles?

' Do it ' - not donor! I'm not donoring farts!

My DP said he knew when I was certain about my feelings for him as I didn't try to hide that I farted while in bed with him!!

the most significant divide on MN is the divide between those who have a real fear of poo crumbs and those who go in for rimming (and a whole lot worse that I had NO IDEA people were into), even on a one night stand - bleurgh! never, no way, no no no.

I love farts. I love the feeling of them but I do wish there could be some kind of sieve so I don't release poo all over the place.

If you smell something there are particles of it in your nose.

Why do farts always smell worse in the bath or shower?

DH made me laugh while we were DTD last week, that made me fart, which made me laugh more, which made me fart more

TMI was very funny at the time

I really enjoy farting....it makes me laugh endlessly.

Mine and those of others. I am very generous about fart humour.

Dione If you have loads of bubble bath, you build up a little bank of smell bubbles, so you freshen it up when it starts to dissipate.

Kind of like one of those Glade squirty thingys.

My dad used to fart massively in the bath every night. On one occasion some ceiling plaster fell down directly underneath.

And DH and I still try not to fart in front of each other, but evil pg wind will not be denied! It hurts! And is astonishingly evil. Poor DH. He says it's natures way of sharing morning sickness

My DH couldn't even say the word "fart" when we met, and he'd been married and had a DC.

He is now not only able to speak their name, he also gives himself permission to let one rip occasionally.

I've corrupted him, clearly. He doesn't need to know about the poo particles.

Here is a video of a fart:

m.youtube.com/watch?v=l8L7iCztvCc.

Wtf is that video?

And I really want to see an equivalent video of a woman doing a spirit level.

My dad used to fart massively in the bath every night. On one occasion some ceiling plaster fell down directly underneath.

Thank you for that, will use it as a warning to H :o

I think bath farts smell more because the bubble comes up and you get it all in one go, air farts are dissipated by the time they get to your nose.

Charming convo by the way, very amusing!

OK TMI warning.

You know when people lean to the side to fart on TV and oh how amusing it is? Do you change position to stop it bubbling up frontways?!

I hate front escaping farts, I dont want bum smells on my foof :o

Brilliant tip Maid, I will try that next time. Thanks.

"Bum smells on my foof"

Why, who sniffs your foof?

I quite like front farts (aka the spirit level, mentioned earlier, because you can rock back and forth to make the bubble move). Feels odd but weirdly nice.

sometimes I make it go that way on purpose

I would just like to know that if the occasion ever arose where my foof needed sniffing, it would be clean and pine fresh :o

I quite like front farts (aka the spirit level, mentioned earlier, because you can rock back and forth to make the bubble move). Feels odd but weirdly nice.

sometimes I make it go that way on purpose

WOAAAH!!!

I think Maid just invented the Fart Wank :o

Tuck a Magic Tree in your pants Bogey.

Thread is tickling my fart humour button enormously. First time ever I've laughed out loud at MN!! Such an intellectual, me!

Or a Glade "plug in" perhaps?! :o

If you ever see a girl scoffing beans while frantically rocking back and forth...