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[LassieGoHome]

To the tune of I wanna dance with somebody

Clocks strikes upon the hour,
And the buns begin to fade.
Still enough time to figure out,
How to put my away.
I've done alright up 'til now,
It's the Daily Fail that shows me how,
And when the night falls, AIBU calls.


Oh! I wanna chat with somebody.
I wanna shoot the breeze with somebody.
Yeah! I wanna chat with somebody,
And be told YANBU.

[SPsCliffingAllOverMN]

I thought Olivia could sing.

Talc can do album cover

Sparkling can make costumes from poundland materials

[Tiredmumno1]

And I love Now That's What I Call Mumsnet

[SPsCliffingAllOverMN]

To Carelless Whisper

I'm never gonna post again
Flaming me aint got no reason
Though it's easy to pretend
I know you think I'm BU
I should have known better than to start a thread
And try make you see that I'm right
So I'm never gonna post again
The way I used to before

[SPsCliffingAllOverMN]

Anymore?

[amazingmumof6]

SP who is Olivia and why am I being sidelined for major singing part?

I said I can sing, but seemingly that's not good enough - would I have to be MN royalty or something to be considered?

now I'm

[EmpressOfTheSevenOceans]

It's nothing personal, amazingmum, honestly.

Olivia is the Mod Who Sings (when she doesn't have a cough). Last Christmas she sang this song for StateofConfusion's new baby.

Fantastic thread.

WE ARE THE MUMSNETTERS
I've posted in Chat -
Time after time -
I've had my flaming
But committed no crime -
And deleted posts
I've had a few
I've had my share of wrist slaps from HQ -
But I've come through

We are the Mumsnetters, my friends.
And we'll keep on chatting - till the end -
We are the Mumsnetters -
We are the Mumsnetters
No time for Netmums
Cos we are the Mumsnetters - of the world -

I've taken advice
And made plenty of friends -
You brought me support and strength and everything that goes with it -
We're here till the end
(unless we flounce)

It's been Classics and quiches
Woolly Hugs and AIBUs
We consider it a challenge to fill HQ with gin -
And we ain't gonna lose -

We are the Mumsnetters, my friends.
And we'll keep on chatting - till the end -
We are the Mumsnetters -
We are the Mumsnetters
No time for Netmums
Cos we are the Mumsnetters - of the world -

[Nagoo]

What a fab thread!

I'll be back!

[amazingmumof6]

ok empress I see.

I don't care for fame, I was only offering to help.


"OP MN style!"

[amazingmumof6]

that should have been:

PSY

"OP MN style!"

[SirBoobAlot]

A bit of Cher for you...

No matter how hard you try,
Can't stop me posting on that site.
No you can't break through;
It's VVU of you.
There's pombears on the table,
There's gin and wine on the side.
And you know that by 9 o'clock,
There's gonna be a thread to hide, oh!

Do you believe in life after mumsnet?
I can hear something inside me say,
"Don't be a dick, you're always posting".
Do you believe in life after mumsnet?
I can hear something inside me say,
"Don't be a dick you're always posting at onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnne am.
Onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnne am."

[SirBoobAlot]

Someone needs to write a song about Terry Wogan's cock. The 'thing', not the poster...

[EmpressOfTheSevenOceans]

[JoyMachine]

Babyheave- your Bohemian Rhapsody is brilliant! Scan properly and everything. (But I notice most posters are using AIBU. As 4 syllables, whereas I always pronounce it "eye-boo" in my head!)

[EmpressOfTheSevenOceans]

Maybe it's because I'm a Mumsnetter

Mumsnet isn't everybody's cup of tea
Often you hear outsiders complain
Nasty bunch of vipers but it seems to me
Nowhere else is quite the same.

Maybe it's because I'm a Mumsnetter
That I love Mumsnet so
Maybe it's because I'm a Mumsnetter
That I think AIBU? wherever I go
I've packed pombears and gin in my OFRS
Got my MN scarf and haircut on show
Maybe it's because I'm a Mumsnetter
That I love Mumsnet so.

[WillYouDoTheFandango]

Amazingmumof6 how about -

Iiiiiiiiii need a new scarf
This, this, this, this
Is the mumsnet style

To psy? Obviously I know no other words so can't carry on

[SPsCliffingAllOverMN]

Amazing You can share vocals. Also need backing dancers for the music videos that need making

[amazingmumof6]

fandago - yep, that's good!

SP - excellent!
I ain't dancing on a video though - unless if you manage to get me drunk and let me dance on a table!


However, I would be able to copy the crazy complicated moves of the background singers on Robert Palmer's "Addicted to love"!

and I would be happy to copy the look!

[LineRunner]

One, Two, legs apart, that's a fine cock
Nice beige corduroys, nestling that cock
Pass me the brain bleach, head's full of cock
We're gonna dance round Wogan's cock tonight

Put your glad rags on and join me hun
For God's sake no-one make him come

We're gonna floral dance round Wogan's cock tonight

[amazingmumof6]

"I logged on to Mumsnet on a Monday

posted loads on Tuesday

got into a bunfight on Wednesday
and on Thursday & Friday & Saturday

so had to flounce on Sunday"

(Craig David /7 days)

[lissieloo]

Nothing you can say,
can tear me away from naice ham.
Nothing you can do
could make me untrue
to naice ham

[RevealTheHiddenBeach]

Can a long-time lurker have a crack? Not that this is my sentiment, but it went with the song!

To the tune of "Rockstars"

Well I?ve been posting in line
But feel I?m never going to win
My threads are never classics
And ?lighthearted?s wearing thing
And I?m further now from Royalty
Than I ever thought I could be

(tell me what you want)

I want some new in-jokes about a Yoni in Hull,
A cheeky wedding invite from a soon-to-be SIL
And a toddler who demands a cutted-up-pair from me

(so what you gonna do)

I?m gonna lurk and post til I reach fame,
And I will make an amusing user naaaaame?.

Cos we all just wanna be mumsnet stars
Eating greggs and pombears at the best wine bar
With scarves and haircuts and real naice ham
Everybody?s got an indoor picnic plan
And we?ll hang out in the best soft play
With some PA comments if you're in our way
There?ll be no parties without RSVP?s
And the judgey pants will be down by our knees?
Yeah, we?ll all be mumsnet stars
Yeeaaahh we?ll all be mumsnet stars

[SPsCliffingAllOverMN]

Line That's a number 1 song right there music video of just a close up of TC thrusting

Revel You have skills

[LineRunner]

Thank you, SP, I did feel suitably revolted as I wrote it.

[TalcAndTurnips]

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| MUMSNET SINGS ~ the album |
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| 99 CLASSIC hits including: |
| -five that you may have heard of |
| -the rest: shameless filler Ronco|
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Tracks include:

King of the Goad Wankbadger Miller
It's Not Unreasonable Liz Jones
These Mum Boots are Made For Walking Fancy Sinatra
Sock Puppet on a String Banned-y Shaw
Living Poo Troll Cliff Dickhead
Tie a Yellow Ribbon Round the Old Boak Tree Tony Poorlando
Bridge Over Rivers of Sweetcorn Simon & Carbuncle
L.E.A.V.E.T.H.E.B.A.S.T.A.R.D. Naice Hammy Wynette
Summer Fights John Revolta & OliviaMumsnet
Bum Sexyback Justin Timbergland
Blue Mooncup The Arsels
Life is a StealthBoaster Ronan Bleating


...and many, many more

[LineRunner]

Oh Talc. Dear, dear Talc.