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LassieGoHome · 14/06/2013 19:54

To the tune of I wanna dance with somebody

Clocks strikes upon the hour,
And the buns begin to fade.
Still enough time to figure out,
How to put my away.
I've done alright up 'til now,
It's the Daily Fail that shows me how,
And when the night falls, AIBU calls.

Oh! I wanna chat with somebody.
I wanna shoot the breeze with somebody.
Yeah! I wanna chat with somebody,
And be told YANBU.

CatherineHMumsnet · 16/06/2013 15:32

These are all brilliant. Now what we need is for someone to make us a mixtape playlist.

RebeccaMumsnet · 21/06/2013 11:52

If you see a post and don't want to smile,
If the OP is a little wild,
Click on report and make our day,
We can take all the bad posts away.

Don't stop, clicking on report,
Don't stop, we'll soon be here,
It'll be, better than before,
That post has gone, that posters gone.

Why not think about posters to come,
And not about the things that went wrong,
If the trolls are bad to you,
Click report and call MNHQ.

Don't stop, clicking on report,
Don't stop, we'll soon be here,
It'll be, better than before,
That post has gone, that posters gone.

This is now in Classics - thanks for the suggestion.

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