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[LassieGoHome]

To the tune of I wanna dance with somebody

Clocks strikes upon the hour,
And the buns begin to fade.
Still enough time to figure out,
How to put my away.
I've done alright up 'til now,
It's the Daily Fail that shows me how,
And when the night falls, AIBU calls.


Oh! I wanna chat with somebody.
I wanna shoot the breeze with somebody.
Yeah! I wanna chat with somebody,
And be told YANBU.

[KalevalaForMePlease]

Well at first I was afraid, I was petrified
Felt I'd never belong on mumsnet or online,
And I spent oh so many nights just lurking on the boards
But I grew strong, and I learned how to spot the troll...

And so I'm here, on AIBU,
I'm not some busy little person with better things to do,
And so you felt like starting a thread about parking or getting wed,
Now I'm saving all my vitriol for you!

Foooorrrrr yooooooouuuuu!

[LittleMissGerardButlerfan]

Can I do a netmums one?

To the tune of we are young

Tonight
We are huns
So lets set the swearers on fire
And put our reusables in the drier
And set tickers about our son

That's the best I can do, I'm no Talc :o

[KalevalaForMePlease]

Kevala used to work for the man
Then she had a baby, spent more time at home, for love,
Oooh, for luuurrrve

Kevala dreamed of mumsnetting all day
Telling people LTB, YABU, it's tough,
So tough

We gotta post on, ready or not,
It doesn't make a difference if you're yoni or not,
We've got each other, a bunch of vipers,
We live for AIBU!

Woah, we're half way there,
Woah ho, living on mumsnet,
Take my hand, don't be afraid to swear,

Woah ho, living on mumsnet,
You live for the bun fights when it's all you've got left!

[KalevalaForMePlease]

Kalevala, obvs.
Stupid autocorrect, ruining my creativity!

[RantyMcRantpants]

You lot are fan-bloomin'-tastic. Especially SPs Bohemium Rhapsody, that was truly inspired.

I've nominated this thread for classics.

[KalevalaForMePlease]

Tumble out of bed, stumble to the laptop,
Pour myself a cup of entitlement,
And tut and sneer at all the losers online,

Jump on AIBU and the blood starts pumping,
Someone's put a poem in a wedding invite,
Folks like me will bring that person down to size!

Posting on mumsnet, what a way to spend your morn,
Gotta keep on top of all the wank badgers and trolls
Feel like I'm wasting my time cos they never LTB,
It's enough to make me actually sit and play with DD!

[NumTumDeDum]

Kalevala what's the tune for the last one? I got Livin' on a prayer for t'other.

[ImTooHecsyForYourParty]

num

[NumTumDeDum]

[SPsCliffingAllOverMN]

No matter what Olivia tells us
No matter she says
No matter what Mumsnet teachs us
What we post its true

No matter what The One Show says
However Gina attacks
No matter what they call us
We'll always have each others back

[SPsCliffingAllOverMN]

I nip into RL for a couple of hours and this is what I come back to? Very happy.

where's Lassie the thread creater?

[SPsCliffingAllOverMN]

Two lines on the 'No matter what' can be altered.

'No matter what The Wright Stuff say'

we no that mitmoo will be back

^ That's the proper version. The other is the radio edit

[amazingmumof6]

people disturbing when I'm on MN should really be told:

"Don't stop me now,
I'm having such a good time,
I'm writing a post
Don't bug me now, I don't wanna stop at all!"

a la Queen

not very creative, but you get the gist

[Tiredmumno1]

Sorry I vanished, I shall think about it, and pop back if I can think of one

[SPsCliffingAllOverMN]

To the tune of Despicable Me by Pharrell

pim having a bad bad day
its about time that I made a thread
steam coming out of my ears
oh judgemental me

I'm having a bad bad day
If you make personal attacks thats ok,
Olivia thinks its so fun to see, huh
Judgemental me

[Verse 1]
Why ask if you are unreasonable?
Why are you using their and not there?
Why use a nickname without capitals?
Why do you troll? is that all you got?
Why do you like seeing people in shock?
But my question to you is why twat?
Why go to the shop and in a onesie?
Just get dressed when you go for gin

[lissieloo]

I'm still here SPs! took ds to the fair this morning.

[lissieloo]

To Frankie Valli's I Love You Baby:

You know that YABU
Can?t take the tru-uth
You know the grapes aren't to touch
You make such a fuss
At long last Justine arrived
And I thank God that I drive
You know that YABU
No P&T space for you

I love you Mumsnet
And if it?s quite all right
I need you Mumsnet
To cheer my boring night
I love you Mumsnet
Trust in Cod when I say
Oh, Style & Beauty
Don?t bring me down I pray
Oh, Chat and Classics
Now that I found you, stay and let me love you
MN let me love you...

[NumTumDeDum]

I like to post it, post it
You like to post it, post it
We like to post it, post it

A la Reel to Reel

[SPsCliffingAllOverMN]

Num I have already done that tune

[Tiredmumno1]

It's crap (advance warning)

Mumsnetters just wanna have fun (tune of girls just wanna have fun)

I log in, in the morning light,
My DH says when you gonna get off that site,
Oh husband, dear
We are the important ones,
And MNers, they wanna have fu-un
Oh MNers, wanna have fun.

The trolls post in the middle of the night,
Olivia yells, read our guidelines,
Oh Olivia, dear,
You know you're still number one,
But MNers wanna have fun,
Oh MNers just wanna have fu-un.

[SPsCliffingAllOverMN]

Tired That is ace! I even sang it to the tune!

[NumTumDeDum]

SPs I never said I was original!

Tiredmumno1 we demand more!

[Tiredmumno1]

So very glad you enjoyed

More??? Wasn't expecting that, I'll have a think

[lissieloo]

these are all ace, btw.

[Tiredmumno1]

A quick verse for you lurkers

I will de-lurk (tune of I will survive)

At first I was afraid, I was petrified, kept thinking I could never reply without you judging me,
But then I spent so many minutes thinking how you don't know me,
and I grew strong, and learned how to respond.