Yoni (Vaginal) Massage

[HullDad]

I'm looking for some feedback.

As it may be a bit personal if members know who other members are, you may prefer to reply privately rather than on the thread.

I enjoy giving and receiving massage. I've given massage to many ladies and recently read about Yoni massage. I mentioned it to my wife and she was interested in trying one. I gave her a full body massage first for around an hour followed by the Yoni massage. As a result, she found her orgasm was more powerful than normal. I've also given a good friend a Yoni massage and again, her orgasm was very powerful.

I would like to ask the ladies on here:-
1 - If you've had a normal massage, would you consider a Yoni massage?
2 - If you've had a Yoni massage, was it by someone you knew or a stranger?
3 - Did you feel able to fully relax?
4 - Did you have a more powerful orgasm from the Yoni massage?

Thank you for your feedback.

If you are interested in finding out more, let me know too.
Also, if you would like to try a Yoni massage (and live within about 50 miles of Hull), let me know too.
( I'm happy for your partner or friend to be there while I give the massage if you prefer. )

I missed this last night and today, but DH and I have laughed until our sides hurt and cried real tears at this. Thanks everyone.

Even the DSes (18&16) have laughed, inbetween protests of 'it's absolute filth mother!'

This is hilarious & has had me crying with laughter
How on earth has it not been deleted yet

Joining the yoni massive (lol).

I yoni popped in to see if this was still going.
Excellent work, mumsnetters.

Yoni live once
And you deserve the best
So just lie back
And let Brian 'Twinkledigits' HullDad do the rest

Haha Brians 'wife' is over on AIBU now

please link I have AIBU hidden.

I have some Health & Safety questions before I board the MN coach to Wanksville :

Is there any danger of carpal tunnel from multiple finger slippage?
Should we rent out the Hull Aquarium to deal with the gush of our mass feminine waters?

This is a fantastic thread. Shared it with DP and spent the evening coming up with yoni-isms.

I loved the bit in one of the links about north, south, east and west. Like that Auden poem. A highbrow yoni.

Here's Brian's wife's thread.

brian's wife is over here

ok, last one from me, promise - Jesse J

Seems like everybody's got a price,
Mine's eighty quid ? seems about right
And when cleanliness comes first,
And a good time comes second,
I'll clean mi fingernails for another tenner

Why is everybody so serious?
As if you think I'm a little bit curious?
Just a bloke from Hull
With a gift from the Gods
To make sure that you have a good time

[Pre-chorus:]
Everybody look to their left (yeah)
Everybody look to their right (uh)
Can you feel that (yeah)
You're paying for Brian tonight

[Chorus 1:]
It's all about the yoni,yoni,yoni
Because i need your money, money, money
I've just gotta get some bills paid,
A wide screen TV and a teasmaid
It's all about the (uh) Brian, Brian
Ah'll tell thee lass, I'm not lyin', lyin'
My fingers are entrancin',
They'll have your lady bits dancin'.

[Chorus: 2]
And if you want me to I'll lick it, lick it, lick it
I'll even bring mi whippet, whippet, whippet
I can play it easy or mean,,
Even pretend that I'm Sean Bean
It's all about the (uh) Brian, Brian
Ah'll tell thee lass, you'll be flyin' flyin','
My fingers are amazin',
In t' the distance you'll be gazin'.

Heavenly that's brilliant. 'my fingers are entrancin', they'll have your lady bits dancin' SNORT !

oh no, I daren't even look at the 'Brian's wife' thread.

marking lol

I wonder if Brian works for the Hull Tourist Board and is just trying to promote the area?

Visit Hull, after all Yoni live once :o

my yoni is feeling lonli
i think it needs a rub
i would ask my dh
but he's gone down the pub

Now that leaflet I'd like to see in the tourist information centre. Next to the little old lady with a blue rinse and a

I am sickened by you all slagging of Brian, he changed my life :o

Of? I mean off!!

Yoni, my yoni'sso lonely,
I need a Hull Dad to call my own

I have tears.

Oh Brian, you came and you played with my yoni
And I paid you 80 quid to make me moan,
I travelled all that way but you are phoney,
I've had better sex over the phone.