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Yoni (Vaginal) Massage

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HullDad · 10/04/2013 20:56

I'm looking for some feedback.

As it may be a bit personal if members know who other members are, you may prefer to reply privately rather than on the thread.

I enjoy giving and receiving massage. I've given massage to many ladies and recently read about Yoni massage. I mentioned it to my wife and she was interested in trying one. I gave her a full body massage first for around an hour followed by the Yoni massage. As a result, she found her orgasm was more powerful than normal. I've also given a good friend a Yoni massage and again, her orgasm was very powerful.

I would like to ask the ladies on here:-
1 - If you've had a normal massage, would you consider a Yoni massage?
2 - If you've had a Yoni massage, was it by someone you knew or a stranger?
3 - Did you feel able to fully relax?
4 - Did you have a more powerful orgasm from the Yoni massage?

Thank you for your feedback.

If you are interested in finding out more, let me know too.
Also, if you would like to try a Yoni massage (and live within about 50 miles of Hull), let me know too.
( I'm happy for your partner or friend to be there while I give the massage if you prefer. )

OP posts:
OneTrickYoni · 11/04/2013 19:11

Grin @ lingham style.

Has anyone got any brain bleach? I need to get the image of a naked Brian doing the lingham style dance out of my head

motherofyonis · 11/04/2013 19:16

I just want to say thank you, possibly to "Brian of Hull", but more importantly to everyone on this thread who have made me laughed more than I have laughed in such a long long time. Genius. My kids keep asking what I am laughing at and I'm running out of excuses. My latest is I'm laughing at the weather report.
I love all the comments Mumsnet at its most wittest . Thank you

FaceLikeAPickledYonion · 11/04/2013 19:34

Imagine a black country Brian...
Yow can relax and I'll make yow come like never beforwa, I'll massarge ya yowni, yow can bring a mate to watch if yow like, onlay 80 quid, bargin!

cowmop · 11/04/2013 19:39

Crikey, I've been offline for 2 minutes and missed all the fun. Has the coach party got back yet?

TheYoniWayisEssex · 11/04/2013 19:43

Hilarious thread Grin

HeavenlyYoni your Abba tribute is genius and had me wheezing

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 11/04/2013 19:49

I had a look at the chap's website that YoniTheLonely linked to - it is fascinating!! I especially like the thought of being surroundeded by soothing music! Grin

YonirockandrollbutIlikeit · 11/04/2013 19:56

PMSL at a yam Brian PickledYonion Grin

instantfamily · 11/04/2013 19:56

This is why I think you haven't LIVED til you've been yoni'd on MN.

YoniCantBuyMeLove · 11/04/2013 20:03

Bet R5 don't do a phone in on this! Grin

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 11/04/2013 20:10

Do you think MNHQ would let us have HullDad back, if we promised to play nicely with him? And could tech do a special set of yoni-moticons?

RnB · 11/04/2013 20:11

Crying with laughter at this thread Grin

SmellieWellies · 11/04/2013 20:11

[thinking about what a yoni emoticon may look ike]
Biscuit

IamtheOneandYoni · 11/04/2013 20:12

Oh Brian, you have really tickled my funny bone...and that's all that will be being tickled, my yoni is firmly under wraps.

This thread.... It's the gift that keeps on giving Grin

YonirockandrollbutIlikeit · 11/04/2013 20:12

((0)) Will this do as a yonimoticon in the meantime SDTG?

MrsBucketxx · 11/04/2013 20:14

((@)) maybe this is so funny, loving black country brian.

MikeOxardAndWellard · 11/04/2013 20:14

OMG - please put this in classics!

MikeOxardAndWellard · 11/04/2013 20:15

This thread is everything I love about mn. Hilarious!

IamtheOneandYoni · 11/04/2013 20:17

Â¥

Maybe?

YoniLovesChachi · 11/04/2013 20:17

Yonimoticons?! I'm not sure emotion can be expressed with a yoni. I like to think of mine as being pretty versatile, but I think it can only express one emotion.

TheYoniOneIKnow · 11/04/2013 20:17

Yoni Yesterday when I was sad
And I was lonely
Bri showed me the way to leave
The past and all its tears behind me
Tomorrow may be even brighter than today
Since I bought my coach fare to Hull
Yoni Yesterday

TheYoniOneIKnow · 11/04/2013 20:18

Ooh, or we've YoniJustBegun ?

Tsk, those Carpenters.

nkf · 11/04/2013 20:20

It#s yoni a paper moon.
The ladies of the coach party are drawing straws to see who goes first. Brian has his work cut out. Who named him Brian by the way?

YoniLovesChachi · 11/04/2013 20:21

His mother.

IamtheOneandYoni · 11/04/2013 20:22

Yoni Grin

Every one of you - it's all too funnee!!

puds11isNAUGHTYnotNAICE · 11/04/2013 20:26

Man ive come back to some good threads! Yoni massages and drunken cat rescue Grin

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