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to be upset that virtually the whole of MN are mocking my husband?

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BriansWife Thu 11-Apr-13 20:34:06

Last night my husband, Brian, made the very brave decision to offer yoni massage via MN. We have both been terribly upset at the response he received, especially the references to him being perverted. I would like to explain that my husband is a professional, and it is only now after studying the Tantra for 17 years, he feels qualified to offer this service. Many could never reach this level of expertise.
I indeed have been lucky to receive many yoni massages from Brian and cannot rate them highly enough. When my friend, Becky, had a traumatic birth I suggested Brian give her a yoni massage. Not only did she find it a very spiritual and pleasurable experience, she has been able to stop dwelling on the birth and is no longer feeling any pain in her yoni. Becky's happy ending has given Brian the confidence to offer his services further afield.
Please be assured that Brian is a very caring man whose only concern is the health and happiness of yoni's, NOT his own pleasure. He posted on MN as he is aware many women experience trauma to their yoni's during childbirth.

pictish Thu 11-Apr-13 20:34:55

oh

grin

Forwardscatter Thu 11-Apr-13 20:35:33

10/10
grin

OohShiny Thu 11-Apr-13 20:36:06

Brilliant!

cees Thu 11-Apr-13 20:36:21

Whats a yoni? I must check mine.

RubyGates Thu 11-Apr-13 20:36:33

I missed what now?
grin

LoganMummy Thu 11-Apr-13 20:36:52

grin

I'm not sure my sacred female water can take much more!

BloominMarvellous Thu 11-Apr-13 20:36:57

Oh my yoni, it gets better!! grin

sorry I can't take you seriously when you keep saying yoni

frownyface Thu 11-Apr-13 20:37:11

lol love it

BeanoGrigio Thu 11-Apr-13 20:37:16

Becky's 'happy ending' grin

"Oh" indeed Pictish (or should that be "oh, oh, ooooh, oooooooooh?) wink

StickyProblem Thu 11-Apr-13 20:37:23

Does Brian take paypal?!

DioneTheDiabolist Thu 11-Apr-13 20:37:34

YABU. Mumsnet does not allow threads to be used for advertising purposes. If he wanted to sell (not offer) his services, he should pay for the privilege or offer some sort of competition prize like other service providers who advertise on this site.

Wolfcub Thu 11-Apr-13 20:37:41

grin nice try

Branleuse Thu 11-Apr-13 20:37:54

oh ffs, now im going to be cracking up every time my dp wanks me off

SirBoobAlot Thu 11-Apr-13 20:37:56

DP and I practice some tantra.

He's never used the word 'yoni'. Thank fuck.

<hate it when I miss decent threads>

FaceLikeAPickledYonion Thu 11-Apr-13 20:38:03

Yanbu

Peevish Thu 11-Apr-13 20:38:03

I think Mn should adopt yoni as a word en masse - 'fanjo' is so five minutes ago. And 'yoni' sounds so spiritual. I bet Trudi Styler has a yoni.

BloominMarvellous Thu 11-Apr-13 20:38:23

Competition prize?!?! What on earth would have have to do to enter??

takes notes

WitchOfEndor Thu 11-Apr-13 20:38:25

Have my first yoni biscuit

WhenSheWasBadSheWasHopeful Thu 11-Apr-13 20:38:30

I especially like the ^Becky's happy ending bit" grin

LivingInAPinkYoni Thu 11-Apr-13 20:38:41

grin
By the way Brian, I may live in my yoni but it does not welcome unknown visitors grin

GotMyGoat Thu 11-Apr-13 20:38:43

Hmmm.. You know my vagina actually doesn't feel happiness - I do.

I Am Not a Vagina!

JamieOliveOil Thu 11-Apr-13 20:38:48

I can see this turning into one of those threads wink

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