Yoni (Vaginal) Massage

[HullDad]

I'm looking for some feedback.

As it may be a bit personal if members know who other members are, you may prefer to reply privately rather than on the thread.

I enjoy giving and receiving massage. I've given massage to many ladies and recently read about Yoni massage. I mentioned it to my wife and she was interested in trying one. I gave her a full body massage first for around an hour followed by the Yoni massage. As a result, she found her orgasm was more powerful than normal. I've also given a good friend a Yoni massage and again, her orgasm was very powerful.

I would like to ask the ladies on here:-
1 - If you've had a normal massage, would you consider a Yoni massage?
2 - If you've had a Yoni massage, was it by someone you knew or a stranger?
3 - Did you feel able to fully relax?
4 - Did you have a more powerful orgasm from the Yoni massage?

Thank you for your feedback.

If you are interested in finding out more, let me know too.
Also, if you would like to try a Yoni massage (and live within about 50 miles of Hull), let me know too.
( I'm happy for your partner or friend to be there while I give the massage if you prefer. )

fanjo' , what about fanyoni?

best I could think of in ten seconds!

This was the best I could do.

Sound like a weird 'collector' or something though!!

FanjoForTheYoniMassage has a ring to it

Yoni Live Once!

HermiYoni Granger.

I'm losing track of who people are! I'm normally ZolaBuddleia.

I like that one Fanjo

FanYoniForTheMassage?

Ooh squoosh, that one's good, particularly the wild unkempt hair connotation.

For Abba fans

I come from Hull, and my name's Brian, i'm insatiable ? like a lion !
Now ain't that grand ?

For eighty quid, which isn't much, i'll come and visit you and touch
You with my hand

In my dreams I have a plan
Eee ? it makes me a right wealthy man
I wouldn't have to work at all, just finger you and squeeze my balls !

Yoni, yoni, yoni,
You'll be moany
When i do my stuff

Yoni, yoni, yoni,
You'll be moany
When I touch your chuff

A man like me is hard to find; magic fingers - dirty mind
Ain't that sweet !

Just call me up and give me cash; i'll be there to prod your gash
And lick your feet

So don't miss out, give me a ring,
I'll be right there to do my thing,
You won't have to masturbate, just let me make you feel great

Yoni, yoni, yoni,
There's nowt phoney
About my magic thumb

Yoni, yoni, yoni,
You'll be moany
When it slips up your bum?..

It looks like there will be an extensive playlist for the karaoke on the coach trip to Hull.

Magic thumb

Deletes browser history Thank you MN I've just had to lie to my son and tell him i'm reading the news to explain why i'm laughing so much.

I quite like YoniBaws, but that is a very Scottish one

i thought of this while walking the dog.

just asked DH how to book for the fringe....this could be my stage name.
now i need to learn to talk like pam ayres....

All suggestions fab so far, am quite attached to being a fanjo though

This thread definitely worth a name change

FanjosACummingCosBriansBeenStrumming

Every tea I have drunk today has ended up over my pad, what are we going to do when this gets to 1000 messages?

You guys do realise, that although he has been banned, Brian is probably reading this thread from the outside and wanking himself boss eyed, dont you?

Yoni loves Chachi. Mine did anyway.

I'm just outside Brian's catchment area. I might get in on appeal though. I didn't get a good feeling when I went to look at my local Yoni masseur.

I just read out Hulldads post out to DP, and said it had 870 replies.

He said 'what, 870 people want fingering?'

I Said Yoni Be Startin' Somethin'
You Got To Be Startin' Somethin'

I Said Yoni Be Startin' Somethin'
You Got To Be Startin' Somethin'
It's Too High To Get Over (Yeah, Yeah)
Too Low To Get Under (Yeah, Yeah)
Yoni Stuck In The Middle (Yeah, Yeah)
And The Pain Is Thunder (Yeah, Yeah)
It's Too High To Get Over (Yeah, Yeah)
Too Low To Get Under (Yeah, Yeah)
Yoni Stuck In The Middle (Yeah, Yeah)
And The Pain Is Thunder (Yeah, Yeah)

Thanks MJ

Only just catching up.

You are ALL mad.....and so funny. Only on MN

Agree that £80 is too expensive.

Not on WOWCHER...off to search GROPEON