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Yoni (Vaginal) Massage

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HullDad · 10/04/2013 20:56

I'm looking for some feedback.

As it may be a bit personal if members know who other members are, you may prefer to reply privately rather than on the thread.

I enjoy giving and receiving massage. I've given massage to many ladies and recently read about Yoni massage. I mentioned it to my wife and she was interested in trying one. I gave her a full body massage first for around an hour followed by the Yoni massage. As a result, she found her orgasm was more powerful than normal. I've also given a good friend a Yoni massage and again, her orgasm was very powerful.

I would like to ask the ladies on here:-
1 - If you've had a normal massage, would you consider a Yoni massage?
2 - If you've had a Yoni massage, was it by someone you knew or a stranger?
3 - Did you feel able to fully relax?
4 - Did you have a more powerful orgasm from the Yoni massage?

Thank you for your feedback.

If you are interested in finding out more, let me know too.
Also, if you would like to try a Yoni massage (and live within about 50 miles of Hull), let me know too.
( I'm happy for your partner or friend to be there while I give the massage if you prefer. )

OP posts:
YoniTrix · 11/04/2013 17:41
Grin
LetsFaceTheMusicAndDance · 11/04/2013 17:41

WHY do I click on the links WHY?
You'd think I'd have learned after sootikins.

YoniTime · 11/04/2013 17:45

And now I googled sootikins.
ughhhhhhhh

WildThongIYoniKnowForSure · 11/04/2013 17:46

yonikins?

MacayoniandCheese · 11/04/2013 17:48

[Grin] This is fabulous.

Maybe Brian posted on MN so he could wank to the thought of thousands of wonky, post-childbirth yonis losing control of their feminine waters. Ewwwwwww...

QuintessentialOHara · 11/04/2013 17:51
YoniLovesChachi · 11/04/2013 17:52

Hey, my yoni is still in its original position. It's healed up a bit since the thought of Brian's dirty finger nails was bandied about, but it's still intact.

nkf · 11/04/2013 17:55

The funniest ever.

ShowMeTheMeaningOfBeingYoni · 11/04/2013 18:00

oh god I missed the bit about Brian's dirty finger nails..

TheYoniVicarInaTutu · 11/04/2013 18:03

if yoni knew
you cod head few
who live upon the humber

poor brian blew it
its a dirty job
but someones got to do it!

anyone know a publisher? Grin

HokeyCokeyPigInAPokey · 11/04/2013 18:17

I bloody hate working - I haven't been able to catch up since last night - so glad this thread is being preserved!!

YonirockandrollbutIlikeit · 11/04/2013 18:17

If yoni I could
I'd make this world a better place...

Theyoniwhisperer · 11/04/2013 18:19

This thread makes me deeply happy

Theyoniwhisperer · 11/04/2013 18:20

But my namechange looks too creepy written down

DoctorAnge · 11/04/2013 18:21

Yoniloveschachi

GinandYonic · 11/04/2013 18:25

Have guffawed, roared, snorted and choked at this thread. Grin

YooHooYoniMe · 11/04/2013 18:27

Tring this one for size, despite already being YoniLiveTwice.

Wouldn't want to be accused of yoni-puppeting .

CharliesYonis · 11/04/2013 18:30

While buying a couple of hobby horses today I looked up to see a yoga massage book. I felt a bit wrong and wanted to cross my legs.

Damn MN, taking over my life!

CharliesYonis · 11/04/2013 18:32

ROFL at yoni-puppeting.

My predictive text is now far to familiar with the word Yoni Hmm

DoctorAnge · 11/04/2013 18:39

The Yoni way is up, baby... For you and me now

FatYoni · 11/04/2013 18:40

I'm just thrilled to find out that JOni Mitchell is the Tantric name for the vagina.

Every day's a school day.

Is Yoni like, rhyming slang then?

nkf · 11/04/2013 18:52

A land of milk and yoni.

LivingInAPinkYoni · 11/04/2013 18:53

Somehow just replacing bauble/bubble for yoni has given me a really dodgy name!

GinandYonic · 11/04/2013 18:54

DH has raised brows and guffawed and is now singing whup 'em lingham style which is all very well til the nippers copy him Hmm

YoniWhenILaugh · 11/04/2013 18:54

Ta-Da! Like it? Grin

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