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Can you find me some sandals to go with this toga?

AIBU to think that my slaves don't need a day off?

Who is your favourite person in the Forum?

What else?

Anyone fancy fiddling? It's an entertainng past time.

AIBU to park my chariot in the disabled bays if all the P&C ones have gone?

My DH spends all his spare time at the Colosseum. He cavorts with dancing slave girls. Should I leave the bastard?

Any quick and easy recipes for using up a glut of garum?

My hypocaust has broken

Anyone got any good fish sauce recipes?

Anyone else finding they are much more interested in dh since reading ars amatoria?

Longissima dies suus est hic adero voluerint speculum vini.

AIBU to drink my wine unwatered? The slaves are revolting (bloody Spartacus) and I don't know how to put the children to bed.

Which level reading scroll is your child on?

I'm pregnant but not sure who the father is. He said his name was Spartacus though .....

Anyone got a good recipe for Naice Baked Dormice?

What's for dinner?

Wolves nipple chips or pickled dormice?

AIBU to worry that the quality of latin is declining?

Which side are you on Roman? The People's Republic of Judea? The Judean People's Republic?

Its the Friday Night Orgy Thread!

Colosseum?! Colosseum?! It's worse than trying to get tickets for the Olympics!

AIBU to want to move away from the smouldering volcano? DH thinks it is perfectly safe as its been doing that hissing and grumbling foverver but i have a feeling of foreboding.

People are predicting that the world will end in 79. Something about a volcano?!
WIBU to pack a bag to carry on my slaves back, filled with supplies for emergencies?
What do you suggest I include?

I live right near Pompeii and there seems to be so much ash lately.

Top tips for cleaning it up?

Is this baby name plebby?

Man, III crossposts!!

I found a secret mosaic in my spouse's latrina the other day - it depicts him in a compromising position with a young concubine (and several dolphins).

Should I leave the Spurius?

MN meetup?

I suggest in the forum.

Book club topic: The Satyricon? A set of good dinner party ideas or bit 'try to hard'?