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What's your MN Thespian anagram name?

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Mardymwahhaha · 11/10/2011 09:35

Can you arrange your user name (normal or Hallowe'en whatever you prefer) into your actor name?

For example, I could be:

MardyBra - Barry Mad (currently starring in a supporting role to the Chuckle Brothers in a deserted pier end near you).

Thread inspired by talcandturnips = Stan Al Dripcunt (ex '70s porn star) on Hassled's name change thread.

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PelvicF1oorOfSteel · 04/11/2011 21:02

Clive is definitely a winner, I'm loving this as my RL name is really short and has no inspired anagrams at all, I've finally found an advantage to having a long MN name!

TalcAndTurnips · 05/11/2011 02:16

FriggsFlyingFalconFeathers - your name is actually brilliant!

There is a new Eau de Cologne to be launched, just in time for Christmas, aimed at the perverted voyeur/peeping Tom market:

Flesh-Ogling Stiffy Fragrance

You could also be wartime military hero General Sir L. Chaff Fifty-Gongs

Or indeed the fallen-from-grace society lady Cynthia Legless-Riff-Raff-Snog

Last, but not least, sex scandal smeared police constable Officer Glen R. F. Nifty-Slag-Shag

MardyBra · 05/11/2011 12:02

Arightoldbag = Harold Gitbag Nobody's favourite grandad

Friggs could also be: Serg ?Flagrant Fit? Long-Stiffy - a French actor with a seemingly permanent erection.
Or three contestants for the most grotesque character awards: Father Flynn Gross Figgi-Fecal, Francis E. Foggily Farting Flesh and Roger ?Fey? Glans-Filching-Staff.

MardyBra · 05/11/2011 12:03

Struggling with a name for Goldberry, but I do inexplicably like the expression glob dryer.

MardyBra · 05/11/2011 12:37

PelvicFloorofSteel could also be Elvie E. Cops-Off Troll, a Trollop of Evil Feces.

TalcAndTurnips · 05/11/2011 16:11

Marvellous anagramming Mards - love yer shitty trollop!

PelvicF1oorOfSteel · 05/11/2011 19:21

I'm really tempted to change my posting name to one of those but I'm not sure it would make sense without the backstory. Grin

FriggsFlyingFalconFeathers · 05/11/2011 19:41

those are some fantastic anagrams....

musttidyupmusttidyup · 05/11/2011 19:51

Dumdum Tipsy Tutti Yups

pixiestix · 27/11/2011 13:02

Tipi Sexxi is the best I could come up with. Total porn star name!

Maryz · 10/10/2015 18:54

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GhettoFabulous · 13/10/2015 19:27

Hateful B. O'Gout - Irish Daily Mail columnist.

MothertotheLordsofmisrule · 13/10/2015 22:10

Meredith Luther Folsom Roots

Once did a fabulous one woman show on the plight of the Patagonia llama herders using the medium of expressive beat poetry and maracas.

It was all over the Crawley Observer classifieds.

Crumblevision · 13/10/2015 22:28

Snob Cum Virile Grin

fearsomepixie · 13/10/2015 22:59

I love this thread!

I appear to be a star of "adult" movies.

My favourite was "Emporia Fie Sex", star of films such as "Aim, expose, Fire!" and "Faerie sex? I mop"

I also got the sadly true "Sepia = foxier me" and apparently have a "Mafiosi Peer Ex". Well I knew he was a knobend, I wouldn't have said he was quite at Mafia level.

00100001 · 13/10/2015 23:02

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GhettoFabulous · 16/10/2015 18:00

My Beloved has an evil twin: Prickly Alpha Cunt.

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